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whack! How does one blend chivalry with robbery? fwump! Contradictory terms are not designed to meet at the dividing path, let alone be seen in association with one another! thwack! Knighthood as it stands, mourns to witness the fall of the chivalric code and how it has utterly deteriorated! Who, in origin’s name, dared to slander -- fwhack!!
“Archer! You seek to pierce me? Come now, the hare musn’t best you! Hath you no pride? It is all we may have to rely on for dinner, and I do not intend to starve in the absence of our Master.”
Oh, dear. Grudges are an unforgiving bane in the face of unwary recipients. She’d no true hostility towards the individual she is partnered with, but rather the noble laurel that serves to shawl his acts as a bandit. (Is it not wrong? Even wrongdoings committed under the banner of King Arthur were ruled unforgivable sins; never were they perceived to be chivalrous any more than mere necessities.) “--sigh. I apologize, Archer. I suppose I am feeling unwell, but I truly do not wish to take to the rivers for fish. I much rather game, and your skillset is known to be reliable for such hunts.”







