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“-----The hell you doin’? Is your arm hurting?”
“O Archer, come out come out wherever you are~”
lancerofclay:
“Your favorite green Lancer? I’m flattered. You know, I’ve missed you as well.” They seemed pleased with his response, and carefully lowered him to the ground. “It’s suffocating having to deal with that weird atmosphere around Vlad and Drake on my own.”
“Ha? Did I miss anything with those two? Aside the fighting they always do---” Cú nods his thanks as he’s let down on the ground again, reaching out to place a hand on Enkidu’s shoulder. “Actually, I’m not sure what else I missed here. No Gilgamesh or Kotomine to blow up the world?”
thyellae:
Piercing eyes, BEAUTEOUS enough where even the gods do ENVY, lift in lieu of closing distance. && even so, she is UNWAVERING in her demeanor. It is just her ways. “—It’s been awhile.”
Minutely his smile edges further up his face as their eyes connect, fingers easily drumming along the shaft of the weapon he carries on his shoulder.
“Miss me?”
ofgemstones:
The nerve of him! How dare he didnt stop! She marched right over to him prepared to give him a piece of her mind. Her hands on her hips, brows furrowed.
“Welcome bac–?? LANCER! Would you knock that off! Get out of my closet! Cu–” Rin paused, boldly stepping closer to him. Right between him and the closet. “That’s enough!” She challenged, holding eye contact.
He takes a step back, attention shifting from the closet to watch the angered Master in front of him and slowly raises his hands. “Oi, calm down, I was only---- inspecting. Make sure there weren’t any hidden Servants. Assassin and all that, very annoying Servants you see.”
ofgemstones:
Finally home from school, the magus had full intent to wind down and relax in her room. Grab a book, maybe brew some tea, get lost in a good story. The last thing she was expecting in her room was a big blue hound.
There went her mood.
“Lancer! Just WHAT are you doing?!”
Lancer doesn’t stop from going through her things even when he senses her in front of the bedroom door and opens it. Keeps digging through, looking for nothing really and leans from behind the closet door to greet her.
“Ho? Welcome back. How was wherever you went off to?”
ofgemstones:
Finally home from school, the magus had full intent to wind down and relax in her room. Grab a book, maybe brew some tea, get lost in a good story. The last thing she was expecting in her room was a big blue hound.
There went her mood.
“Lancer! Just WHAT are you doing?!”
Lancer doesn’t stop from going through her things even when he senses her in front of the bedroom door and opens it. Keeps digging through, looking for nothing really and leans from behind the closet door to greet her.
“Ho? Welcome back. How was wherever you went off to?”
@mctalbat
“Mine’s bigger.”
@cnihthad
“Don’t let that stop you.”
@ofgemstones
It only takes Lancer a second to appear in Rin’s bedroom, take a quick look around to establish he is alone in the room - but not the house - and then walks over to Rin’s closet to go through it.
“Even you can’t blow it!”
“Yer words of encouragement show, fellow lancer. Aye… They really show.”
"...I guess? Wait why are they even looking?!"
“Ha, this is a church so of course you are going to attract the attention of the ones who come here to pray~”
「ランサー」/「十九」のイラスト [pixiv]
TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND THROWS IT AT HIM. NO YOURE NOT GETTING FOOD.
“Heh, now what? You going to stand there and give the old ladies a show?”