#venividicephalopod

[syfydispatchgirl]

venividicephalopod replied to your post:Good things about leaving for Georgia tomorrow: ...

You should prob clarify that you’ll be wearing shorts and are not, in fact, a nudist

NO PANTS

[syfydispatchgirl]

So my friend here was talking about looking presentable, and all of a sudden said "Ooh, that reminds me!" and she proceeded to take out her ipad and start looking at pictures. This kept going on for a while, me lurking over her shoulder, trying to see what she wanted to show me. Eventually I asked what we were waiting for, at which point she responded "I don't know what you're waiting for" 

It turns out she meant to show us the first picture, and had forgotten what she was doing in the millisecond between making that decision and pressing the little image icon.

Way to go, Sarah.

Way to go.

[syfydispatchgirl]

venividicephalopod said: 

I have observed that

Passive-aggressive haikus

Seem to be your thing.

  I say:

Is there any other way to write haikus?

[syfydispatchgirl]

I’ve been tagged by Nikaalexandra

Rule 1: you must post the rules

Rule 2: answer the 11 questions and makes 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people (can I just pretend to do this? I don't know eleven people on here.)

Rule 4: tell them that you’ve tagged them (which i’m not going to do either, figure it out for yourselves!) 

1. No seriously, how many hours would you estimate you spend on the computer on average?

Lately? Probably like 6, if I'm being honest, but it's generally a lot less.

2. If you could jump off say, the space needle in Seattle and survive, would you?

Theoretically, of course, I know I would love the feeling when it was over, but getting myself to jump would be a pain. So maybe I'd have someone push me.

3. What’s your biggest unreasonable fear?

That no one actually likes me, and they just put up with me.

4. How do you feel about bears?

5. If your favorite character existed in real life, would you two be friends?

Aaaaah! Too many favorite characters, so let's just say Jayne for this, because I love his stupid face, and we probably wouldn't be friends. Cuz he's a douche. But there's a possibility.

6. How often do you do laundry?

Every week-week and a half.

7. Name four things you totally dig about yourself

I like... that people can come to me when they need help, I think I've got pretty swell eyes, ummm that I can care so damn much about people, and.... that... I'm pretty happy where I am in life.

8. Do you find stuffed animals to be creepy as fuck?

Not generally. But, there are some that are just wrong.

10. Would you rather eat a bowl of pine needles, or get punched in the face?

If I could grind up the pine needles really small so they wouldn't poke my throat I could do that, or get someone really weak to punch me in the face, although right now even that would hurt, because, have I mentioned? I'm a chipmunk.

11. Are you the kind of person who likes to wander around outside in the dark at night possibly through the woods by yourself?

Aw hell yes.

My questions... this is going to take much longer than answering those ones.

1. What is your happiest memory?

2. What do you think about clones?

3. What is something that scares the shit out of you?

4. What is your most favoritist song at this very moment?

5. How badly does it hurt you're mind that I just used the wrong your?

6. What's your favorite type of soup?

7. Do you have any irrational dislikes, such as the color yellow, or saxophones?

8. What was your first impression of me?

9. Have you traveled out of the country? Where'd you go?

10. If I say "STOP!" what do you wanna finish it with?

11. Do you know me well enough to be afraid of me yet?

But really, I don't know that many people on here, so if I surprise you by tagging you, that's why.

-poemwrittenbyabear

-venividicephalopod

-amplify93

-nikaalexandra (because it never said I couldn't tag you back, bitch, and I'm in a vindictive mood for you tagging me in the first place, and also we need to see each other over break. Helmholtz. 

- iamacracker

-the-sea-and-the-sand

-theteainthepost

-upcall

-smellofthewoods

-feastinglarvea