#venlapost

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A young rat stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2006, is the day he is banging out the tunes.

[thatlittledandere]

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

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Happy International Women's Day to those who are women in a trans way, to those who are women sometimes, to those who are partially women, and to those who are women but also something else.

[thatlittledandere]

Sexy exclamations to utter during sex with your Finnish partner:

Oi

Voi

Vittu

Voi voi ja lämmin leipä (guaranteed hot)

On ilmoja pielly

Jehna

Juukelis puukelis

Kyrvänsyylä (funnier if nobody involved has a dick)

Äitis on (if it's going bad)

Kekkonen Kekkonen Kekkonen (on endless loop)

Sorsa (combo breaker)

Kylälähtee!

Lue S-etukortti. Jos sinulla ei ole S-etukorttia, paina "ei S-etukorttia" -näppäintä.

Ei mun takia tarvi

No niin

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Kovat on ajat kun ihmiskauppaa voi mainostaa näin avoimesti, ja vielä Suomen Kuvalehdessä

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So when Dave is freaking out, pestering John is the first thing he thinks of huh

Don't mind the name I'm using the Chad Buskin mod

[thatlittledandere]

The ironic gay bullshit John and Dave pull in early Homestuck has me in a chokehold how much do you think they do it? Like Dave will write John a sappy love song called Ode to Egbert or some shit and it will have all the romantic cliches and inside jokes and digs at John for being a nerd and John will try to write some bullshit code that when executed just flashes the text MARRY ME DAVE across the screen but it doesn't work and he'll have to explain to Dave what the corrupted .exe is supposed to do and he'll call Dave gay for wanting to know even though he didn't ask.

And during all this Dave is suppressing an actual crush while John is genuinely just taking a piss. Having a ball. Making a list checking it twice seeing if Strider is naughty or nice (gay or not.) And Dave will make a jab at John for harboring undying erotic passion for Nick Cage while John is packing the Ben Stiller shades wondering if he should decorate the package with hearts as a haha joke. And he doesn't 'cos he's not a homosexual