So I watched venom the last dance last night, so behold: my insane liveblogging
the way they work together in that opening fight scene!!! The way venom waits for Eddie's signal instead of rushing in, and throughout the fight scene eddie pops out to do some stuff before venom takes over again!! They're still a total mess, still arguing, Eddie's hungover as shit, venom's a softie for cute animals and over excited about getting to say "we are venom" etc..... things aren't perfect but their bond is so much stronger than it was at the start of ltbc, without that diminishing its underlying characteristics
-lore on where symbiotes come from and their purpose on earth (not necessarily to devour worlds like the first movie implies?? This changes things!!
-lore on why eddie was kicked out of new york!!!
-toxin!!!!! Fascinating that they implied mulligan had a symbiote already which abandoned him - what happened the that symbiote? Why did it abandon him?
-also fucked up that the hearing aid is hurting the symbiote and seemingly sending them into panic spirals honestly I hated mulligan so much but they're somehow making me feel.... bad for him...??
-big fan of whatever going on with dr pained and general strickland this is such an interesting contrast/complement to carlton drake
-please god let eddie keep his shoes he's suffering enough as it is
-kinda obsessed with the symbiotes being he/him and the xenophages being she/her. This sexual dimorphism is craaaazy
-vindication for the "Eddie actually fr died in the first film, he didn't just get /close/ to death, and Venom literally BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE when he could have just run away from this fight he hadn't wanted to be in" theory which was already gay as hell but you're telling me that FUSED THEIR LIFE FORCES TOGETHER?? IT FUCKING GOT GAYER HOLY HELL
-the only way to destroy the codex which was created by fusing their life forces together (a bond infinitely more intimate than, say, marriage) is for one of them to die?? They really said till death do us part
-near tears at how terrified eddie sounds at the thought of one of them dying
-THAT THING CAN REFORM ITSELF?? IT WAS FUCKING MINCE MEAT
-"don't scare horsie horsie horsie" "i love horsie" VENOM I LOVE YOU 😭
-THE HORSERIDE LOWKEY CALLING BACK TO THE MOTORCYCLE CHASE IN THE FIRST FILM??
-THE ACTUAL HOMOPHOBIA OF TRYING TO SEPARATE THEM AND KILL EDDIE?? LEAVE THEM BE
-holy fuck eddie killed someone completely by himself without venom even present
-so many different venom creatures!!! :D
-VENOM CHOOSING TO RISK RELEASING KNULL OVER LETTING EDDIE DIE IM SOBBINGGGGG
-oh my god the xenomorph vaporises people when it eats them?? That's horrifying
-I love you Dr paine your priorities are so correct who cares about the 3 people that died did you get any samples? She needs to do Science about this!!
-venom is so fucking whipped Eddie's stressed out and taking it out on venom and all venom has to say is "weve been together for a whole year? 😍"
-TOXIN'S TRANSFORMATION IS SICK AS HELL?? THE WORM LOOKING THINGS???? AND HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE LEGS??? He looks like a searcher from batim
-I love the edgy emo teen girl
-something about this interaction between eddie and the alien conspiracy family is making me sooooo. Emotion. He's such a sweetheart and venom loves a singalong <3
-"sometimes I think we would have been happier with a life like this" married with kids singing on your road trip, a normal human (heterosexual) life but theyll never get that because they have to live in secret and their very existence threatens the whole universe oh god I'm already crying real tears
-eddie knowing the world is possibly about to end /because of them/ and still finding it in himself to comfort this scared child (and in the most eddie way possible, admitting his own fear) and thank him for a tiny chocolate bar
-"you would make a good dad" I CANT DO THISSS
-song that's playing is making me saddddd what do you mean "you're leaving, I'm grieving" don't say that
-"welcome to the city of second chances" and that's really what Eddie's needed this whole time, what they've both needed, second chance after second chance
-oh thank you Martin, some sorely needed footwear
-oh god he wants them to be safe, everyone in the world to be safe and happy, but the cost to himself is so great
-"she was built to welcome visitors to America, and that's you"
-STOP IT they're saying all these things they could do when this mess is over (and looking at a newly wed couple!!) and venom is so excited but you can tell eddie doesn't think they'll ever get there
-THELMA AND LOUISE COMPARISON????
-did. Did they put eddie in the suit for the wedding vibes is that what's happening
-"you could get voted peoples sexiest man of the year"
-gambling addiction arc ‼️‼️
-the emotional whiplash between the soft, human, joyful moments and the inevitable end of the universe is gonna kill me
-god. Of course the "last dance" is with venom and mrs chen. Venom's been so in love with earth anf humanity since day 1, perfectly in tandem with his love of eddie, what a beautiful way of portraying that
-"you gave away my chickens" I MISS SONNY AND CHER TOO 😭
-god mrs chen trying to defend them when there are SIX ARMED SOLDIERS
-not his fucking shoes again
-don't go into area 51 are you actually stupid oh god
-"he's deteriorating without his host" but as far as I can tell the other symbiotes are doing fine in their stasis chambers? So eddie and venom have bonded in such a way that venom's biology has shifted to be unable to survive without him...
-the first thing eddie does upon waking up is talk to venom...
-off topic but I wonder why they made toxin green rather than the blue/red combo he has in the comics iirc
-DUDE YES SORRY IVE FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME BUT I LOVE YOU love that there's a she-venom moment but it's SO brief like it's not Anne so it's not important lmao
-WAIT NO toxin and mulligan........... wait no they can't die
-Holy shit look at all these cool new symbiote designs!!!! This gives us so much info about what symbiotes can Be!!! They all have different textures and shapes and fighting styles oh my god this makes me so fucking happu
-DID THOSE SYMBIOTES JUST STEVEN UNIVERSE FUSE??
-the perfect synchronisation these symbiotes move and fight with is incredible!! Is that the hivemind at work? Their minds and bodies meld together easily
-it seems like these symbiotes from the meteor may have landed on earth specifically for defend the codex, but I wonder what that means for riot. Riot's motivations seem to be a lot closer to Knull's (destruction of a planet vs destruction of a universe)
-AND THE WAY THIS IS HUMANS AND SYMBIOTES WORKING TOGETHER INSTEAF OF AGAINST EACH OTHER IM CRYING it's like a brief look into a world where eddie and venom can be together freely
-GOD of course they're gonna stop and save the family when they really need to get as far away as possible for the sake of the whole damn world aaaargh
-YOU FOOL THE FUCKING FIRE!!!!! THINGS WERE GPING OK!!!!!!!! AND YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!
-oh my god all the symbiotes saved the family, not just venom.... does that mean venom's care for humans is the norm rather than an outlier? Or was that the influence of the humans inside them?
-DID SHE JUST. ABSORB THE DEAD SYMBIOTES. LIKE RIOT ALMOST DID IN THE FIRST FILM WITH VENOM
-WHY DOES SHE HAVE SOUND POWERS NOW WHAT THE FUCK oh god oh fuck not more of them
-you can't do a fucking ET reference right now man
-oh my god again saving people rather than getting out of there with the codex god why do they have to be such good people
-motorbike scene 2!!??!!?! LIKE THEIR FIRST MEETING???
-MARTIN WHRRE DID YOU GET A FUCKING BAZOOKA???
-god now they've switched, venom resigned to their fate but eddie insisting they'll still get to see the statue of liberty together
-the way they've positioned this scene is just like their first meeting after the first motorcycle chase
-oh im sobbing so hard right now "I thought we were gonna be the lethal protector" "we are. That's what this is"
-Holy shit venom's trying to absorb /them/ at least temporarily the force of will that must take is incredible
-"I'll never forget you. Don't forget me either eddie" "it's just bye for now"
-eddie reaching out for venom thinking they might bond again,,,, venom using one of his last actions to protect eddie (a lot like him making a parachute in the first film despite the fire eating away at him)
-oh my god dr paine's symbiote is a lightning symbiote are you KIDDING me damn these bitches gay
-can't believe my brain has the space to think abojt this right now but weird that this new symbiote has the hair that the symbiote-women pairs have in the comics when the films haven't done that until now
-"he's not coming back" "but I need him"
-"he's not meant for this place. You couldn't have kept him, and he couldn't have kept you"
-HE WENT TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY 😭😭😭😭
-holy shit the end credits are so cool
-knull can actually go fuck himself you're telling me venom DIED and it's not even gonna stop him for good oh my god and WAIT IS HE TALKING TO ME??? WHY DID HE LOOK AT THE CAMERA WHAT THE HELL
-oh the music in this film is so perfect I need yo listen to it over and over
-oh mybgod the poor guy from the bar someone actually save him
-god. Fuck. I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep now good night people