also asked by @timsoul-blog
Drinks all of the coffee - Venom, he’s tired all the time, not to mention that Quiet can’t really drink
Brings up adopting a pet - Venom, he loves animals and he thinks that DD would be happier with a companion, it definitely was the case with his master
Cooks the meals - Quiet, she was always a great cook and even though she can’t eat it, she loves to make V happy
Starts getting into holidays way before they should - Quiet, she gives Christmas hats to everyone, even DD as soon as Halloween ends
Initiates the couple selfies- Venom
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries - Venom, he forgets a lot of things
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping - neither, they don’t buy anything (in a modern modern AU or something, they only buy the things they need)
Nicknames the other - Quiet, though V doesn’t know it