Oh, you think YOU'RE indecisive?
Well I'm a fucking bisexual nonbinary christopagan and I dare you to try to beat that. I have 666 olympic gold medals in not being able to make up my mind.
And yes this is me joking about what I would probably be called if I were out to anybody irl. (I am out to my family and husband as bisexual irl but pretty sure they think that just went away after I got married to a man + at some point I started just telling my husband I didn't think I was really attracted to women because he kept suggesting threesomes constantly and then acting upset when I joked back about it. Turns out even when it was brought up in a joking way it was a test to see if I would take it seriously or joke back in anyway so that I could be demonized for trusting him to not be a manipulative sack of shit. Like YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER BRINGS IT UP WHY AM I A HO FOR JUST GOING ALONG WITH YOUR LONGRUNNING HALF-SERIOUS FANTASY OF THREESOMES WITH MORMON CHICKS?)
Oh and also unwillingly out to my husband as a hellenic pagan because he went through my journal and literally read nothing but the "Hell" in hellenic pagan and began using it against me in arguments/implying I'm a satanist (Which there is nothing wrong with if you actually have any clue what satanism actually is.)