Jun 11, 2013
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Did you see the new product Apple just unveiled?
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The maid, pool-girl and gardener take a smoke break and it turns into a real drag when they catch their boss having an awkward encounter with a Showgirl.
Maxy's Corner: Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure
Rachel has a conversation with Maxy Lau to get her opinion on “Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure” movie.
This is a segment we’ll call “Maxy’s Corner.”
Rachel: Hey, Maxy!
Maxy: Hey. Paws up?
Rachel: Oh, not a lot, what’s up with you? Have you seen the Oogieloves movie?
Maxy: Paw-lease. Why would anyone watch that shit?
Rachel: Maxy, watch your mouth.
Maxy: What’d I do? What did you paw-hink I said?
Rachel: Never mind. Anyway, not that many people did see it. It was the biggest flop in movie history. And only made $207 per movie screen. (EW article link re: the flop)
Maxy: What did they ex-pawct? Paw-ple don’t want to sit through a paw-diculous movie whose only enter-pawning factor is the horri-paw-ness of it.
Rachel: Maxy, quit it with the paw usage. It doesn’t work for every word.
Maxy: Oh, paw-really?
Rachel: Ugh… okay. So, have you ever heard of an “Oogieloves?”
Maxy: A paw-what?
Rachel: An “Oogie.” The movie? What we’re talking about right now?
Maxy: Oh, yeah. Paw-rankly, when I saw the first paw-ster, I was like What-The-Paw? What are these paw-tures and are they gonna paw-nal probe me?
Rachel: I don’t think a kid’s movie would involve an anal probe.
Maxy: I’d paw-ther have my anal glands ex-pawsed than see two seconds of any Oogie Paw-loon movie. Now, can I paw-lease have a bone?
A SIDE NOTE FROM RACHEL:
I bet that everyone behind this movie is scratching their heads, wondering what happened and why the box office numbers were so abmissmal. But, the film economy today is VERY unpredictable and it takes a lot to get those seats filled. Movies are more expensive to make, market and distribute than every before. Why wasn’t it debuted on DVD? Parents would have been more apt to spend $1.25 at a Redbox than $12+ at a theater (that’s considering it’s just one adult and one child for a matinee in Los Angeles).
And the $207 that it DID make in each theater over the weekend – it actually surprises me that it made even that much. The “Oogie’s” are not well known (I had to look them up online when I first saw the poster - and they are kind of creepy), the title itself makes it seem cheap, AND I think Maxy could write a more interesting storyline (hey, let's go find some balloons that got away, snores-ville!).
I mean – Maxy did say she'd rather have her anal glands expressed than watch this. You’d think that kids would have rather gone to a park, go grab a snow-cone or go visit great-grandma’s grave. And well, I guess a lot of that did happen instead of sitting their asses in theater seats to check-out this “paw-sense,” as Maxy would say.
Oh, Maxy, you are so paw-dictable!
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