#venus phoenix

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Oh hai Venus

No Valerie isn’t pregnant again...this was taken before Ingrid was born.

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RIP Venus Phoenix. You were a not so great mom but you made it up in your grandma skills. You made it to your lifetime aspiration which is impressive since I wasn’t trying. You were a pretty great founder. May your ugly live on through your legacy.

Still really really freaking inappropriate Vasyl........I effing regret the day I let Bianca marry you into this family...such a douchebag this one....

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And the time I dreaded finally arrived. I knew it was coming but it’s still pretty sad.

Venus: “Hold on Grimmy, I gotta frame up this shot.”

Grim: “Pfft hurry up, I aint got all day here lady.”

And Venus went on into the great hereafter. You were a great founder Venus, farewell.

Damn it Vasyl, now is not the time to cheer over the new stereo ya douche!! So inappropriate.

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Garrett pretty much only ever got any attention from Venus. He aged up for Destiny though..... and disappointed me by pretty much being Vasyl’s clone....though the pink hair was funny for about five seconds.

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Venus and Destry continue to be attentive adorable grandparents and an adorable couple….please never die guys….I’m starting to get paranoid that the grim reaper will show up for these two any second from now. Bianca is like two weeks from becoming and elder and these two are still trucking along. 

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This is the final time, I promise Bianca...I won’t make you get knocked up again.

And it’s a boy, G is up so hey Garrett. Finally w get a boy. 

And by hey I meant say hey to the floor.....yep I think Bianca is done with the pregnancy thing.

And as usual Venus saves her grandchild from total neglect and abandonment....she’s the only one who will be bummed that there will be no more grandkids.

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Venus gets right on teaching Fiona all the skills. I’m a bit worried Fiona might be a total Bianca clone....we’ll have to wait and see though I guess. 

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And it’s time for Eliza to age up into a toddler...she’s having a bit of trouble though.

Vasyl: “I don’t know what I’m doing!!!!”

Venus: “Stupid son in law can’t age up a baby....”

Venus: “Crap.....how do you age a baby up??? Destry how’d we age kids up again??”

Destry: “Just hold your hands like this....I think.”

Venus: “That doesn’t seem right....better stand here for a few more hours.”

The next morning Venus manages to age Eliza up.....and she’s normal looking.....WHY DO YOU DENY ME HIDEOUS BABIES SIMS 2