OH HO HO I SEE HOW IT IS. :DDrinks all of the coffee: Actual caffeine addicts: Farron sisters edition. Between Lightning working hella hours - whichever game canon we want to draw from - and Serah's job as a teacher, the two are practically dependant on their fixes. Snow doesn't get it, but he sure as hell starts the coffee machine up and stays out of the way until they're done. Brings up adopting a pet: Technically, as of FFXIII-2 Serah has a pet - a cat named Snow. Serah, why do you do this? Lightning gives Snow all the hell about it, who tries to laugh it off and take it in his stride, while Serah huffs and insists it's no big deal. Bonus: when Lightning is growling about Snow leaving hair all over the bathroom, there is literally equal chance it's the cat or the man who is the target of her ire.Kills the bugs: I'd say all of them! Snow is the sort to try to scoop the spider up to take it outside, however this usually ends with it clinging to his back or his sleeve.Cooks the meals: Snow has big dreams of being a masterchef, so all of his attempts basically amount to "go big or go home". Lightning is methodical and doesn't tend to try her luck outside of a few very simple dishes, and she's no inspired chef. Serah is left by default to cook, since her options otherwise are "burned" or "bland". Doesn't mean she can't order Snow and Lightning around like a fucking monarch. Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Mr Enthusiasm starts buying gear at least six months in advance. He just wants to have fun, guys!Initiates the couple selfies: Serah. She almost lost both of these dorks, so she's not about to waste any more time in documenting their memories. Ever since Etro's bullshit in retconning the timeline, she's been scared her memories aren't intact. The photos reassure her, even if they ultimately won't help if it happens again.Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: I'm tempted to say none of them? They're all so conscientious about the ones they love, okay? :(Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Lightning has a truly shocking sweet tooth. Snow is in awe, but at least Serah grew up with this and knows exactly what to expect.Nicknames the other: Snow probably gives a pet name to Serah, but the one time he tried it with Lightning she gave him this total deadpan look and answers, "sure, snow angel." Snow got the point.