(An au where my oc Saturn meets lilith)
Saturn: so uh, you are Lilith, right?
Saturn: because I have a lot of news to bring since I am the keeper of this universe. (In my au, Saturn created the Helluverse based off of her favorite shows)
Lilith: oh? And what might that be?
Saturn: Your daughter is lesbian, Your husband assumed you left forever and moves on, your pet, alastor, has been injured but then Lucifer heals him and they get into a relationship, and uh, what else?
Lilith: what. My husband and my pet did WHAT?
Saturn: I know it’s a lot to take in. And is you hurt or mention any of this, I will have you imprisoned for ruining the timeline. That stuff hasn’t happened yet.
Lilith: ok… but, why my husband-
Saturn: ex-husband you mean
Lilith: oh… anyway why did my ex-husband and my pet get together?
Saturn: only to please the people.
Lilith: what do you mean?
Saturn: I can’t really tell you that until you die.
Saturn: it will ruin this perfect universe that I created.
Venus: uh Saturn? Your interview is up.
Saturn: oh I guess it’s time for my interview with sera now.
Lilith: why do you have to leave so soon? I wasn’t done asking my questions.
Saturn: and? You don’t control or command me. It’s the end of the interview, I have to go.
Lilith: oh ok. Bye Miss Saturn.