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Merry Crisis from my Angels 💜

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Kate: But if it wasn’t you - then that means - !

Cabbagepatch: YOU - NINCOMPOOOOOOOOOP!!!

Poppy: Holy -

Figgyduff: - SHIT!

Carmela: ¡Qué coño! What are you doing!? Ale: Saving you some jail time!!

M: A A A A A A A A A A A - !

- Oh! Hey you!

M: Told you it would work. Vera: So I was thinking - Order a couple pizzas, put on a movie, lay some blankets down in the lab? M: Now you're speaking my language.

Figgyduff: Ye He He! That was more fun than two snakes in a basket!

LETS DO IT AGAIN! Kate: I don't think so dog.

Kate: All good Cowboy!?

Diego: Is it over ?

Kate: Yeah - It's Over.

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After almost a week of investigation, the Agents had finally located the missing piece of their little Growing Together puzzle.

And had they not figured it all out when M radioed an hour earlier, this could have been a lot more surprising.

???: Well, well, well. Look what the bait dragged in.

Diego: Uhhh - Kate?! Kate: What!?

Diego: I uh, I don't quite exactly know how to tell ya this but -

Diego: There's a little dog driving the bus! Kate: Yeah! I know!

Diego: And ya didn't think that might have been a TOUCH IMPORTANT to mention?!?

Cabbagepatch: Hello Angels. How very nice of you to drop by.

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Poppy: We have to split up.

Kate: You've got a plan? Poppy: Half of one. Without M as our touchpoint we have no idea where that Transport is headed. But if I can make it back to M's command center I can use my walkie to track the bus from there.

Kate: You clever bitch. You think Orange still has your radio on him?

Poppy: It's definitely worth the gamble. I doubt anyone would expect him to have it.

Vera: It's a good plan, but I don't know if I can catch a Bus. At least not on a horseback.

Poppy: V can come back with me. You've both still got your radios so we'll be able to communicate between teams. We'll radio you about the bus - Vera: - and then rescue M.

Kate: Stay Sharp. I have a bad feeling this whole thing goes a lot deeper than we think.

Diego: I have an idea where they might be headin'; if we're lucky we might be able to get a bit of a head start on 'em.

Kate: Absolutely not.

Diego: What? You're gonna need the hands. Kate: And you're going to need about six months of Government Special Ops training Cowboy.

Vera: We might not have a choice here 008. There's no way you can take on the whole Op yourself. And 009 and I would never be able to make it back in time - or match pace with a bus.

Poppy: And hear me out - if he dies, I'll do the paperwork for you!

Diego: Sounds as good a plan as any. Question is Miss Kate - you think you can keep up?

Kate: I don't know about you Cowboy - but I'm feeling pretty lucky.

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Poppy: Angels, we have to go - NOW. Kate: M already called in for clean up this morning. We’re going to meet the U.N.I.T. baggers at the campsite to help. Poppy: But that's - Vera: AND your boyfriend isn’t answering the radio. Kate: Your Radio. Remember?

Poppy: He's not - I don't have - He's not my boyfriend! Kate: Okay, whatever. But what happened last night? You sort of went crazy.

Poppy: Watcher Kate, I'm so sorry. Kate: It's okay. We were just worried. Vera: Kate was really worried about you 009.

Poppy: Look it's long story - something fun to tell at parties, everything got out of hand reallyyy …. quickly…

Poppy: Wait, hold on. NO! NO WAY.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS - !? Vera: THEY DID!

Poppy: A H H H ！ Vera: I know!

Poppy: You have to tell me EVERYTHING!!! - Was it big? It was big right? It had to be big.

Diego: Ya'll know I'm still standing here right?

Poppy: RIGHT! Focusing- We have to leave NOW. Kate: Yeah, that’s what we just said.

Poppy: Listen to me! There is so much more to this than we think!

Poppy: All that yarn we found - the crafting supplies? It was all soaked in some sort of experimental drug. A heavy Psychedelic that with prolonged enough skin contact, could completely brick someone's memory.

Kate: And everyone at the camp - Vera: The friendship bracelets. Really?! That's so dumb!

Poppy: The cult wasn't just a stash, it was a testing ground. Vera: But if everyone was wearing one of those bracelets yesterday -

Kate: They’d be defenseless.

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Since finally opening up and letting herself heal, 008 has been officially re-approved for undercover field work.

So far she's turned down every assignment, says there's no way she's breaking up the Angels now.

I personally think she's still a little bit nervous about it all.

Following the whole finding out we're half-sisters thing, Mom insisted on taking Vera and I out for brunch. It was exactly as awkward as you think it would be.

But of course, V took it like a champ. I think she's just happy to finally have all the answers.

Oh and M and Vera are totally a thing now! I seriously can't believe it took them so long to figure it out. I think even Argent was rooting for them.

Friday nights have become movie nights in the lab, and we are all absolutely not invited.

It's nice to see them both happy, defiling government equipment after hours.

Or whatever nerd shit it is that they do down there.

We also have a brand new Receptionist! He's nowhere near the god tier level I was, but I've been giving him tips and tricks every so often.

And with Cabbagepatch on the prowl again, technically the job also doubles as witness protection.

The government ended up freezing all of Mariah Carey's assets, including the Holiday Inn.

With not enough collateral to make up for the loss of business partner, Michael was forced to sell his half and officially close down the ranch.

Kind of a shame, it was almost a good idea.

Without being strapped to the one place he ever called home, our favorite ranch hand stayed around long enough to help tie up finances, and safely re-home the all the horses, save for two.

I'll let you guess which ones.

They'd been lowkey inseparable since the Holiday Inn Job, and he'd even come to visit last Winterfest.

The whole team had a blast showing him around Del Sol. Even took him to a country bar here just for laughs.

Last I heard they were thinking about renting a ranch just north of the city.

Kate helped him find some temp work training stunt horses for movies until they decide what they want to do next.

I know it sounds crazy, but I'm really proud of her. She really found her match.

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Carmela: The League is not going to be happy about this. Ale: Probably not.

Ale: So am I fired or - ? Carmela: Do you currently have a bullet in your head? Ale: No.

Carmela: Then shut up, and keep driving.

Oh, and one more thing.

Bublé: H-Hold it right there! Don't move! You're - You're under arrest!

Mariah: You little worm! What have you done!?

I stick my neck out for you and this is how you repay me? You have no spine! No authority!

Argent: Perhaps not -

But I most certainly do.

Good work Angels.

Let's wrap this up.