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Verandis: “Daddy” has become so sexualized.

Verandis: My kids just call me “bruh” now.

Fennorian: Hey, father, can I go to a party tonight?

Verandis: Are you gonna drink?

Fennorian: No.

Verandis: Are you gonna do drugs?

Fennorian: No?

Verandis: Are you gonna have sex?

Fennorian: No!

Verandis: Then why the fuck are you going?

Cassian, squaring up with another Monster of the Week: Alright, shithead. I’m about to pound you so hard their dad’s gonna be jealous.

Fennorian: Oh, can we NOT?!?!

Verandis: And we usually have family dinner together when most of us aren’t out on missions.

Fennorian: Wait, "family dinners?" I thought those were a myth made up by greeting card companies like Christmas or saying "I love you?"

Verandis:

Verandis: Well. My work is cut out for me...

Melina, holding up a celery stick: Dad, look! It’s the good kush!

Verandis:

Verandis: This is the Dollar Store. How good can it be?

Verandis: So, uh... want me to teach you how to ride a bike without training wheels?

Fennorian:

Fennorian: You know I’m twenty-four, right?

Verandis: One bonus of being hundreds of years old is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my wards cry inside.

Verandis: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a bridge and, while looking Gwendis right in the eye, went “man, is that bae or what, huh?”

Verandis: The look on her face was something I will treasure for years.

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