#veranstige

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian, squaring up with another Monster of the Week: Alright, shithead. I’m about to pound you so hard their dad’s gonna be jealous.

Fennorian: Oh, can we NOT?!?!

[cinnamonzor]

Verandis: So, when did this happen?

Cassian: I was thinking of dying my hair red.

Verandis:

Cassian:

Verandis: Babe, that doesn’t answer the question.

Cassian: That’s the information I have.

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian: ASMR male kissing sounds for sleep.

Verandis: I'm right here.

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian: I haven't brushed my teeth in two weeks, my criminal record is longer than Melina's slashfic collection, and my diet is comprised of merely alcohol, people who've tried to mug me, and apple-scented shampoo.

Adusa-daro: [audibly processing]

Verandis: Would.

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian: Happy Heart’s Day. I didn’t get you anything.

Verandis: I didn’t get you anything either.

Verandis: You wanna go make out~?

Cassian: Yeah~

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian: Hey, babe. You ever thought of me as a calendar?

Verandis: A... Why...?

Cassian: Ya know, so you can pin me to the wall and use me daily~

Adusa-daro: Really? Right in front of this one’s salad?

Kalen, lying on the table: I’m sorry, your what?

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian, walking in with two puncture marks on his neck: You should see the other guy.

Verandis: [walks in covered in cartoony lipstick kiss marks]

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian: Here’s a list of things I hate that Verandis loves for some reason.

Cassian: Number one, me.