#verfurdo

[chxme]

( @verfurdo )

“Do you think I sound alright?” She held up a small speaker that she had received as a present and had this song play aloud, but not too loud so that everyone could hear. Self confidence wasn’t something she had a lot of so she really does appreciate the opinions of the people she has met!

[mizukumearchived]

verfurdo replied to your post:【 ✹ 】“Mfufu, don’t forget to support my dear...

Get better taste. This isn’t even a mocking joke, fox. Seriously, I’m worried about you.

【 ✹ 】”Elizabeth-san, don’t be superficial. The insides are what matters and I know how deeply organs can be cherished too! I haven’t felt so fulfilled since I met him.”

[alveare-asylum]

Name: Elizabeth Bathory, but that’s between you and I. Refer to me as ‘Lancer’.

Age: Technically deceased, technically 455

Address: Own house in Sector oo6

Wanted position: Guard; though I can also put on performances. I am an idol, after all! Do you not have a torture department? I’d do well there.

Experience: I suppose you could say I was brought back into the world for the sake of fighting. 

Skills: Singing, torturing, murdering. You know, wholesome family fun!

Reason for applying: If remained stagnant in this city far too long, I could use an escape and the income.

Abilities: Let’s see…  Superhuman strength, speed, endurance. An inability to be harmed by attacks that lack magical oomph, and even then have a strong resistance to magic. Perhaps you’ve also taken notice of my sharp claws? Oh! And I can use a Dragon Breath attack! I suppose I benefit from having all of my abilities unlocked.

Extra notes: If possible, I would like to avoid having to come into contact with males. Or at the least, provide me with tools in those instances. I’d prefer to not soil my hands.

     “A.. 455-year-old idol.. who enjoys torture and fighting.”

     "Y’know, this is news even to me. You’re in.”

  “Puddin’, it says she doesn’t wanna be around boys. Which means ya can’t go pickin’ on her, okay? I don’t wanna see ya all… dragon breath’d. Sounds like it’d be smelly, don’t it?”

  “The dancin’ thing though, I bet that’d be fun! After we give out a couple ‘a lobotomies, the veggies oughta get the best in entertainment. I’m a second ta that hirin’ ya!”

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[oracleabuser]

verfurdo replied to your post “[ (dies) haha april fools ]”

wouldn't the joke be funnier if you didn't die

[ FUCK WHY DIDNT I SEE THIS ]

[elusivemaster-archived]

"It's nice to see that Gilgamesh hasn't changed much." Elizabeth, give up. Gilgamesh's personality is like a bolder. he's not a pervert, just the king of nudist.