Nov 11, 2022
New plan: Tumblr should give everyone a check mark and then force people to pay to remove it. Hold these bitches hostage.
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New plan: Tumblr should give everyone a check mark and then force people to pay to remove it. Hold these bitches hostage.
The reason @staff probably hasn’t made the checkmarks turn into crabs yet is because they know when they do, someone is gonna go kicking and screaming to support about how it was such a waste of money and demand a refund. Like, hun, we paid for some deactivated sub-pixels. It was always that.
On one hand, I'm ashamed I actually bought a verification checkmark off Tumblrmart, but on the other, I'm a fake official blog and saw my chance, so can you blame me?