'Oi, dipshits! Matoi Ryuko's in the house!!' (( applying for Matoi Ryuko from Kill la Kill! Application can be find in the third X below the content! ))
MATOI RYUKO! DON'T USE THAT FOUL LANGUAGE WHEN ADDRESSING YOUR SENPAI!! We don't appreciate that, you little shit. You're lucky we didn't throw you into the ocean.
Anyways, not like it's a punishment for disregarding your senpai--because this was 100% randomized (and we can prove it), you now reside in the Slums...apartment 1-6! Your credits code is GAZXCU, so don't be an irresponsible delinquent and lose it or somethin'!
About that scissor blade...we'll have to replace it due to safety issues with running with scissors. We'll give you giant safety scissors that's not sharpened! It can cut paper and probably slightly wound fingers, but not damage Life Fibers. Your god robe also has been substituted for some foam armor. If you feel the urge to equip the armor, feel free to do it any time. Snap your fingers three times and it'll appear on your body. I also should mention that it looks like your Kamui Seketsu as well.
Don't run with scissors, and respect your god damn seniors.
-- Agent Y
