#veroacxa

[lisamanbit]

Does anyone remember about them?

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Keith’s girlfriends knows what’s up

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Acxa: [pulls out a knife]

Veronica: Oh no

Acxa: [opens a cardboard box with it]

Veronica: Oh, okay

Acxa: [pulls a gun out of the box]

Veronica: Oh no

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Ezor: I just received a text from my best friend that said "so I think I'm gay" out of literally nowhere.

Ezor: So I'm like, "sweet for real just like suddenly you realised or?"

Ezor: And she says, "Well I pretty much just had sex with a girl so"

Ezor: AND THEN SHE DOESN'T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

Ezor: HOW CAN YOU SAY IT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL???

......

Ezor: Update, Acxa couldn't answer me because she was still banging Veronica.

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Veronica: It's really muggy out today.

Acxa: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I swear to God I’m going to murder you.

Veronica: [sips coffee nervously from a bowl]

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Veronica: I regret giving you that blender.

Acxa, drinking a sandwich: Why?

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Veronica: This is my girlfriend, Acxa, and this is Acxa's boyfriend, Keith.

Keith: Hey.

Rachel: Hey…oh…wait, sorry. What’s the situation?

Veronica: What do you mean?

Rachel: How does this work?

Veronica: Easy. I am gay for Acxa, who is gay for me, but we’re both straight for Keith, who in turn loves us both.

Acxa: It’s not that complicated.

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Ver. 1

Keith: The moon sure is beautiful tonight.

Acxa: You know who else is beautiful?

Both: Veronica.

...

Ver. 2

Keith: The moon sure is beautiful tonight.

Acxa: You know who else is beautiful?

Veronica: *putting her arms around both their shoulders* My two alien lovers?

Acxa and keith: *blushes*