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[valenshawke]

Purple

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

Same. 

[thebearemoji]

2, 3, 11, 17, 23

2. First anime crush

probably Yami Yugi back when I was a youngin. I had bad taste lol.

3. Favorite anime character

Erza Scarlet, Olivier Armstrong, Ryuko Matoi, Anri Sonohara, Ryuji Otogi, Touko Fukawa, Kyoko Sakura etc.

11. anime you didn’t expect to like but did

Kill la kill. I put off watching it for forever cause the animation didn’t really look like my kind of thing but tbh I watched it and cried many gay tears

17. Biggest anime crush

All the ones listed under fave tbh.

23. Unpopular character you love

Anri. Like 99% of durarara fan works and even offical art are just shizuo and izaya queer baiting and they’re not even technically the protagonists like mikado and kida get the other 1%. so it’s not that people don’t like her I think they just pretend she doesn’t exist for the sake of the yaoiz.

[adhdemilykaldwin]

Friends: Have you seen the new Jayce skin!?

Me: *Surrounded by new skin fan art*

Me: *Makes Facebook status about new skin*

Me: *RPs as Jayce in new skin*

Me: No.

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NamixMiss Fortune for the ship thingy

heck yeah the wettest ;) of league lesbians amirite

who holds the umbrella when it rains?

Nami doesn’t understand the point of umbrellas, she just stands in the rain so she’s just like “:)?” whenever mf tries to use one. 

who is the grumpiest in the morning

Mf. I like to think mermaids are most active around the same times as dolphins, so dawn and dusk. where as mf is definitely a night owl.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt

Nami. Mf can be really reckless when it comes to pretty much anything

who plays pranks on the other?

Mf. Just cute harmless things like drawing on her while she sleeps and taking pictures

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa?

Nami. She likes how warm mf is compared to fishy mermaid temperature. Human!Nami headcanon that she’s one of those people who’s always really cold

who insists on creating nicknames for the other

Nami calls her all sorts of cutesy fish nicknames like “cuddlefish”

who drools on the other when they’re asleep?

Mf. she’s a mess in general when she sleeps. Hair and limbs everywhere. Occasionally snores slightly. Nami is baffled.

who says ‘I love you’ first

Mf when she’s drunk and Nami is like “?!?!” but mf passes out shortly after and when she wakes up the next morning nami is like “I love you.” and mf is like “where did that come from?” and nami’s like “you said it first!!!”

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Rules: repost and tag 10 people you want to get to know better. I was tagged by tea-and-outer-space! thank you for the tag dear I’m procrastinating so it came at a great time haha<3<3

Name: Catherine

Nickname: Crow occasionally Captain

Birthday: September 29th

Gender: female

Height: 5′9

Favourite colour: You know what? I’ve said my favorite color a billion times in these but no one ever asks for your least favorite color. I hate orange fuck orange that shit doesn’t match anything.

Time & date at current moment: 1:11 AM 3/29/2015

Average hours of sleep: around 6 right now. I get up at 10 every day but lately I can’t sleep before 4

Lucky number: 64

Last thing I put in google: “shark teeth guide” or something like that. My step dad brought me back some shark teeth he found in Florida when they were house hunting and I was trying to figure out what species they came from. Interestingly enough, the beach that’s closest to where we’re moving is apparently the best beach for finding sharks teeth in the whole world. so that’s cool.

How many blankets I sleep under: it’s less of under and more of just a colossal mess. I don’t have a bed I have a nest. there’s usually between 4 and 5 blankets in my nest. *bird noises*

Fav fictional character: Oh god like see for the longest time I could reply Erza Scarlet without flinching but I’m not even sure I like fairy tial anymore? She’s still extremely important to me tho. I guess right now it looks like this in no order cause I can’t pick a favorite:

Erza Scarlet

Olivier Armstrong

Leliana (girlfriend why don’t you have a last name I’m concerned)

Kanji Tatsumi

Naoto Shirogane

Nozomi Tojo

Favourite book: I can’t read

Favourite anime: Oreimo (no it’s not I’m being sarcastic please don’t think I’m serious)

Favourite TV show: Parks and Recreation and Orange is the New Black (I’m being very serious both of those shows are a gift upon this world)

Last movie I’ve seen in cinema: Unbroken I think

Dream holiday: I love all vacations I have no perfect one just take me somewhere with people who want to have fun

Dream wedding: Married on a beach in a swimsuit with only like 10 closest family and friends there. Tbh weddings are so not big a thing for me but if it was important to my significant other I would dress up pretty and do the big white wedding. It’s just not really my cup of tea tho.

Dream job: Marine Biologist

What are you wearing right now: Big t shirt and athletic shorts. shit I mean... a really sexy big t shirt and athletic shorts?

Last book I read: The odyssey for my mythology class

alright tags I think I’m supposed to do ten? idfk lol

versipellis-smilodon , slouchers , garnetz , twistedtrikster , yugihos , nitethekitten , commanderhangezoe , greyishwarden , dragonomatopoeia , chibicrow

[thebearemoji]

Tagged by Leen

sass-bot was the tagger this time. Looks like I’ve just got a set of questions to answer so lets do it


1) Why did you choose your URL?

Almost all of the urls I’ve used since making this blog have involved some sort of play on words with the word “crow”. My online nickname has been crow for years, so I have to keep up my Brand recognition.


2) What is your middle name?

Frances


3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?


I’m so boring I just want a dragon. Like I really really want a dragon.


4) Favourite color?

Navy Blue


5) Favourite song?

I don’t really have one rn, perhaps Can’t Kill Us - The Glitch Mob


6) What are your top 3 fandoms?

At this moment: Dragon age, League of Legends and Persona. But ask me 3 days from now and It’ll probably be different.


7) Why do you enjoy Tumblr?

This website is garbage but at least I can be aggressively liberal and gay and man hating without getting nagged at by family or friends.


8) Tag 9 of your tumblr friends.

versipellis-smilodon , cadmiumbq , systematicallysuperfluous , myheartofchaos , jungfreuds , commanderhangezoe , nozomitojo , ohmyhowstrange , reijiakabutt

[thebearemoji]

Orange, grey

Orange: six facts about my home town

We are the "sandstone capital of the world". apparently Idk I didn't name it.

right in the middle of the town we have this five way intersection called five points and it's one of the scariest things I ever have to deal with while driving because there's no rules people just go whenever they feel like it

my high school colors were green and gold

We are on the coast of lake eerie. Coast probably isn't the proper word but you know what I mean.

We have a bakery here called kiedrowskis which has won national competitions and is considered one of the best bakeries in the country.

We are about 45 minutes west of Cleveland.

grey: you spell gray like a British person I'm nto answering this

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NamixMF for the ship thingy cause that's a great ship

you bet ur league lovin ass it is

collects rocks

Nami. specifically, seashells. Uses them to decorate all over mf’s ship leaving them in random places.

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep

are there even cameras in rune terra? the time period is so vague like lucian has fucking laser guns and shit but cameras? who knows. I guess assuming there are cameras, Mf likes to keep pictures of Nami at her cutest (aka all the time).

gets drunk and breaks shit

Both. I mean, Mf’s rowdy when she’s sober. Combine that with alcohol and you have a disaster waiting to happen. And Nami had never had alcohol before meeting mf. Like if you watch her in game walk cycles she’s already a little wobbly in the way she sort of floats when she’s on land. Get her drunk and she loses all sense of her tail. kind of like a dog, knocking all sorts of shit over. together they’re a boiling hot mess.

can’t swim

ok ok ok so obviously nami can swim she’s a fucking mermaid. and logically since Mf has been on boats for most of her life, she can probably swim too. but I REALY REALYRLYEALYR LIKE THE IDEA OF NAMI TEACHING HRE TO SWIM? SO LET’S GO WITH THAT.

remembers to feed the fish

Nami of course. hah. She has names for them. Sometimes mf catches her making “glub glub” noises at them.

puts up Christmas decorations in November

Mf is actually quite festive during snowdown season. I think she enjoys the holidays so much because they remind her of what her life was like before her mother was killed. She’s surprisingly dedicated to making each snowdown as close to perfect as possible. And both of them love poros.

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting

MF TOTALLY SENDS NAMI NUDES WHEN SHE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF MATCHES THIS IS CANON TO ME. 

"Nami how the fuck did you miss ur ult? It’s a giant tidal wave!"

 //furious blushing “idk sorry???? report me.”

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool

Nami by accident. She just doesn’t understand. She actually made a sim of mf and took really good care of her and spent a lot of time on the game, but then accidentally drowned her. She was really upset but Mf thought it was funny.

brings the other coffee at work

Mf. Nami only drinks tea though.

takes gym locker room selfies

ok but imagine there’s like a league locker room and before the champs are summoned for the match they sort of hang out in there while they get ready. Well I was thinking nami doesn’t have that much to do, she just sort of grabs her scepter and she’s ready to roll, but mf may have to do maintenance on her guns? Nami sneaks pictures of her while she looks all concentrated and serious cause that’s not a side she shows often. Mf’s guns are important to her though, it’s one of the few possessions that she always takes good care of.

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class

Honestly I feel like when they’re not in the league, they’d be out hanging out on mf’s ship together. Because they’re both more comfortable out on the water. But idk, maybe Nami uses her magic to take Mf back and meet her mermaid peeps. and while there they partake in underwater tennis and underwater salsa making. Sure.

Like I think Nami is definitely very proud of her people, and I think she’s also very proud to represent them in the league so I think it’d be important to her that Mf meet them. On the other hand though, Mf really doesn’t have anyone left that she’s really close to, other than her strange relationship with Gangplank. She’s kind of disillusioned with humanity after the stuff she’s had to go through. So she doesn’t really have anyone to introduce to Nami or really any desire to meet new people. 

I think that may be part of what attracts her to Nami? The fact that Nami isn't human and she's pretty naive to the fact that humans kinda treat each other like garbage a lot of the time. This is barely relevant to the actual question I was asked I’m sorry.

forgets to charge the other’s Ipad and leaves it dead on the coffee table

Mf. she’s forgetful about the small things.

why don’t more people ship this it’s truly a travesty.