*Narancia, Mista, Trish, Giorno, and Fugo sitting at a lunch table,*
Narancia: “Dude, I can’t believe you’re a senior and you don’t have a girl still! Are you seriously that ugly?”
Mista: “Shut up, I’m the farthest thing from ugly, a Greek Goddess would cry if she saw just my eyes!” *He laughed,* “also, I’m not single,”
*Trish, Fugo, and Giorno look up and stare at him.*
Mista: *Looks over at the three,* “You all seriously thought I was single!? I’m disappointed in all of you, I thought we were friends…” *Does a fake pout while acting like an upset girl*
Trish: “I don’t give two craps about what you think we consider you- who the hell is the girl?”
Giorno: “Is she desperate?”
Narancia: “Is she blind and deaf?”
Mista: “How dare you all, first off-! I’m not even dating a girl, and second off, he’s not any of those things,”
Fugo: “Are you dating someone we’re all familiar with at least?”
Narancia: “Dude, this isn’t a guessing game for us, just tell us!”
Mista: “sheesh- fine- it’s Versus.”
*Giorno stared at Mista.*
Giorno: “My half brother? You’re dating that one? Not even Rikiel? You chose Versus?”
Mista: “What the hell is that supposed to mean? So what, I’m into him for some reason and surprisingly he didn’t turn me away! I count this as a win win,”
Trish: “I hope he forces you to brush your teeth.”