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meme thing for cubbie

What they smell like:

Cubbie smells mainly of street smoke or grease, but it really depends on the day. Sometimes weirdly smelling people will hop on the cab and make the cabin reek before he can pull up the glass, sometimes he’ll be offered a sweet (probs of being attractive, he guesses), sometimes he’ll get offered samples of perfume and he will rub them all over himself (“Might as well”).

But if you catch him on a free day, those he rarely has, he’ll make a point of smelling well (soap and stuff, all that good shit), even if cigarette smoke is hard to get off clothes (he particularly hates that smell. You can smoke all you want, he doesn’t care, just don’t smoke near him or try to kiss him with your smelly and dirty mouth). 

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):

He’s not picky. He has a small bed and he’ll sleep however he falls, anytime. He’s an early riser though, because he acts as a private transport of sorts to some people who pay him well. 

What music they enjoy:

Indie and alternative rock and whatever. Arctic Monkeys, Bastille, The XX, Foals, Metric, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse, The Drums, Oasis, Bloc Party, The Strokes, The Killers, Foster the People. 

Has a thing for early Britney Spears.  

How much time they spend getting ready every morning:

He throws on whatever, nobody is looking at his clothes while he’s driving, so very little time between showering and grooming. 

Their favorite thing to collect:

Whatever people leave at his cab by mistake (unless it’s, you know, important, then he’ll find a way to return it). 

Left or right-handed:

Partial leftie. He only writes with his left hand, does everything else with the right side of his body. 

Religion (if any):

Believes in god, but not any god in particular. He just likes the idea there is a god. 

Favorite sport:

Running, though it’s not a sport per se. He was the best runner in high school. 

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc):

The thing with vacations is that he’d rather spend his time enjoying the goddamn hotel he paid for. But with enough prodding, he’ll like to go sight-seeing places or eat local delicacies. 

Favorite kind of weather:

Cloudy and chilly. 

A weird/obscure fear they have:

Well it’s not weird exactly but he’s scared a murderer or thief or terrorist will hop on his cab? 

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail:

Whack-a-mole, darts. 

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pssst

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tj texts jordy about cubbie in his yoga class

tj texting jordy: THE HOT CABBIE IS IN MY YOGA CLASS!!!!!!!!

tj: HE IS WEARING TIGHTS THIS SIS SO IMPORTANT

jordy: Jesus christ

jordy: Pics or i dont believe you

tj: ????? THOUGHT U WERE STRAIGHT W8

jordy: What the fuck ever the guy was very hot just share the goods

tj: *sends blurry pic*

tj: fUCK HE WAVED IM SWEATING

jordy: Why tf do you own an iphone but cant even take decent pictures you non

tj: OH MY GOD HE IS GOING 2 BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME GOD IS REAL

jordy: ?

tj: THIS IS YOGA HELL BEND THE BOOTY TOWARDS ME :))))

jordy: Use the hdr on your camera

tj: idek what that is but god i would put a livestream on this

jordy: I would watch it

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describe drunk!thomas for me please

Despite his knowledge of alcoholic beverages (purely for cooking purposes), you’ll never get him to do it, to drink, specially so on a week day. You could say he knows how to drink or what to drink in order not to get wasted out of his mind. 

But let’s say he doesn’t care for it one time. He’s never gotten ‘shitfaced’ so let’s say it’s a step lower from that, ‘normal’ drunkness. Copious amounts of alcohol + Thomas has never been a bad combination. Outside, his face gets flushed, his eyes glassy, and he frequently rubs them. He can even get a little clumsy, but he’s not one to talk with slurred speech, and he still types most things correctly while texting (thank you, autocorrect). 

Regarding how he behaves he’s definitely more relaxed and might let TJ do things he’d otherwise judge him for. He smiles more, laughs more, and acts touchier with people near him, specially if he likes them the way he likes Travis—he’d be warmer. He might actually admit he likes Travis at all. 

He’s still very much aware of himself and still will point ridiculous activities as that, ridiculous. In contrast, it’ll be easier to convince him to perform aforementioned ridiculous activities.

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CK: TJ snapchats a photo of cubbie to his friends "AM I THAT DRUNK OR IS THIS CAB DRIVER REAAAALLLY HOT?????"

CK: his friends txt back "OHHHH TIP EXTRA HARD ON THAT CABBIE JESUS"

CK: he shows it to cubbie "see? u could make real money w this face"

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Me: CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

CK: ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Half an hour later

Me: what up

CK: is this u tryna play cool

CK: u yellin my name all excited

CK: and now u just “what up”

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CK: *starts campaign: Stop Ivan Klaus From Ruining Things*