#very wisdom

[jackshitcray]

I am Jack's colon, I get cancer, I kill Jack

Tyler Durden

[fullmetalviolinist]

It's just a fucking potato.

toplamp

[balfecaitriona]

lwestenra replied to your post:Do you know if the woman in the leather jacket is Katie's girlfriend? I think she was in the restaurant behind the scenes picture of the Dracula cast as well.

uugh it crazes me when people use this logic. if you applied this to anyone else, it would mean that everyone you hung out with more than once is a potential bf/gf. i guess i’m dating over half my friends, then! lol

Ugh, I know! Like wow, am I dating my cat because he sleeps in the same room with me? I must fancy my goldfish because he's ALWAYS in the kitchen when I make a cup of tea and OBVIOUSLY I have a secret crush on my best friend who always invites me out. PLEASE. the best one was that time someone said Katie and Vic were going out, like yeah there babes, you've nailed it there, she's married with three kids but sure go ahead and speculate, you've noticed but her husband hasn't, away you go and compose a tweet.

[pluribusmundi-unusanima]

Time to read some of da bibble

[varalia]

My 84 year old granny (who is recovering from a fucking stroke) just schooled me on several correct forms of yoga poses and on my opinion of a current political issue.

[technicolortaylor]

Because of a general distrust and suspicion, we not only lose one another's help and companionship, but we are all now living in jeopardy of being sued.

Wendell Berry, from "The Work of Local Culture"

[mopeysad]

Like, what if you had amnesia and you had trouble remembering things?

Rosehatesmoths

[yupsurewhatever]