Aug 28, 2017
@vesselbound / sc.
“what’s red and smells like blue paint?”
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@vesselbound / sc.
“what’s red and smells like blue paint?”
❝ he adores you. ❞ says etrigan, Sarcastically
“Gosh, what could you mean by that? Is he just using me for my body? Could that be true? Well, the stubby little hellspawn dedicated to destroying his life and relationships said so, so it’s gotta be! Things will never be the same. This revelation has shook me to my goddamn core.”
“Do yourself a favor and shove it, Etrigan.”
vesselbound liked your post: nchntrss: ❛ ———————— NO. NO. NO. ...
harley, slurping obnoxiously on a frappuccino, feet propped on jason blood’s desk, talking to etrigan while he’s stuck in some kind of magical demon’s trap rune circle: yeah so like, hypothetically speaking, if my wife, who happens to be an interdimensional being with the capability to suck souls out of peoples mouths and potentially shape all of reality to her will, were to, idk, like, maybe get a little bit mad at me, and zapped me out of this plane of existence, would you banishing me from hell just zap me right back here or--
@vesselbound was looking for trouble and boy did they find it
“I’m too sober for this shit. Care t’come back when ‘m considerably less?”
starter for @vesselbound
“Please don’t make me pull out the lasso.”
vesselbound replied to your post: cause of death: the tiny etrigan face
HES CUTE OK!!!!!! HES CUTE!!
ITS LIKE THE BABIES EPISODE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE BUT CUTER?????????
@vesselbound “I really dunno why you’re so bent outta shape about this. ‘S just a suit. It ain’t stained, it doesn’t smell, I change the tie when I’m feeling frisky, and nobody complains. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
You may have gotten him to agree to try on a few things, Jason, but rest assured Jim will not be enjoying it.
@vesselbound “Lemme make something clear to you: you don’t have the high ground anymore. You don’t get to negotiate with me, because you got nothing to bargain with. Not a goddamn thing. I ain’t some mortal you can screw around with, Etrigan. Now you’re gonna get outta my sight, or I’ll get you out myself. And honestly? I’d prefer the latter.”