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Hi ♥ I'm so sorry for asking this but my mind has been a mess since I read the last chapter. But if you have the time and idea will you share your most fluffiest headcanon/fanon of the aot characters. It could be all levihan or anyone really. Of course, if you want to that is cause I know I may be asking for way too much. But I just can't conjure anything right now. You could also link me with anything if you can't (I'm actually saving your latest fic for this very reason. So so excited to read that one) Sorry to bother you. Wishing your day is better than mine ♥

Oh bb! There there! 💖 It’s okay! And no need to apologise! I love thinking up HCs! God the last chapter sounds like a real trip... here are some headcanons for you (this is a complete mess because I’m a messy bitch), but I hope they make you smile! Some might be really ooc, haven’t read the manga!

If anyone’s upset about the chapter and want more HCs hit me up (spoiler free, as always💖)! I have more!

Hanji sneezes like a dad. Like full on HAXCHAAAABWAAAAAA. It makes everyone jump. It also earns a few shrieks (Hanji you can’t do that they’re all traumatised kids). Everyone except Levi who just deadpans. “At least cover your mouth dipshit...”

Erwin does not know how to respond to anyone’s jokes but his own (save for a few notable mentions). If you tell him a joke he likes, he’ll go on about it for days. He’ll bring it up to everyone (occasionally unknowingly appropriating it as his own). Nobody finds his jokes particularly funny. He also doesn’t know how to respond to Levi or Hanji’s banter. With Hanji, he often responds by chuckling affectionately. Like how you would a puppy. With Levi, Erwin can never really tell if he’s being serious, so he just responds with a “uh... yeah... Alright...”

Erwin and Mike have matching tattoos. They got it during a really messy night out after an expedition. The tattoo is really bad, really cheesy, Hanji probably egged them on. Nanaba sighs every time she sees it.

Moblit is a lightweight. Clingy when drunk. Also gossips a lot. Erwin takes advantage of this and Nifa/Nanaba has to step in.

Nanaba receives the most valentines! She gets many from the cadets as well. (I think this is Canon somewhere?) Also Hans and Nans link arms all the time you can’t tell me otherwise.

Reiner is that friend who asks for advice in a roundabout manner. “So I have a friend... And he recently developed a crush on this girl right... But back home, he had a boy who wouldn’t stop tormenting him you know? Like an actual bully. But he just... thinks about his bully sometimes and wonders how he’s doing... What does that mean?” And Jean is always right on his bullshit- “means you’re a raging bisexual, Reiner...”

Jean has ONE pickup line he always uses on Mikasa when he’s drunk (with no recollection of ever using it). “Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.” And Mikasa is so used to it by now she finishes the line for him when he’s midway through (“in your dreams right?) and she’s always amused when he just gapes in shock.

Levi discovers Armin’s pet rat one day during a routine check. He’s mortified. He fuckin hates rats. And the rules are clear- no pets. But Armin is sniffling and he can’t deal so he gets Hanji to deal with “the infestation”. Hanji sighs and goes through the rules with him- no pets, Armin. And Hanji thinks goddamn, this has certainly come full circle. She remembers the many pets she’s smuggled into the bunks during her cadet days and she softens, whispers to Armin and tells him tips and tricks to keep them a secret. Ratticus lived to a ripe old age of 5.

Levi has a standard way of comforting the kids. He’ll make them tea when they’re visibly upset. He’ll set it down in front of them wordlessly with a biscuit (special ration) on the side. If it still doesn’t work, he’ll ask them if he needs to get Hanji.

Sasha and Mikasa have a thing where they’ll talk to one another like noble ladies. “Could you pass the sugar, Lady Blouse?” “Have you heard about Connie’s foot rot Lady Ackerman? Absolutely ghastly business...” they gossip like that too. Sometimes they put on their best dresses at night and just sit around their room, talking and doing one another’s hair.

Levi and Hanji have their own thing where Hanji would play different roles and Levi just... goes with it? “A long day at work bringing home the bacon and I come home to this mess?! Where’s my back rub woman!” And Levi responds seamlessly with a “if you spend half the time you spend at the pub at home you’ll know how hard it is to keep a house”.

Connie has moments of sheer genius that leaves everyone stunned. It comes and it goes. One moment he waxes philosophical, or comes up with some complex strategy, and the next he’s everyone favourite idiot again. “And... He’s back...” the rest would say.

When they had been kids, people used to mix up Jean and Eren all the time. And they used to respond with a very disgusted “I’m Eren/Jean you idiot!” But now they’re older and they look radically different so people get it right but it’s a running joke for Jean to say “I’m Eren you idiot!” And for Eren to say “I’m Jean you idiot!”

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A quick prompt @luanabonn and I came up with seeing this TOTALLY CANON scene of Levi bathing Hange in this hilarious animatic video (the best part is obviously from 0:17-0:25)

Imagine the first time the vets walked in on Levi bathing Hange and Erwin would probably just facepalm or start rubbing his temples like "Geeez guys, really?". Mike would be like "Called it!" and high five Nana. Poor Moblit would probably just freez cause he's traumatized for life 😂

Years later when the 104th kids walk into the same scenario, Levihan would legit try to normalize it 😂 I see Levi saying something like "What are you looking at, brats? This is perfectly normal. I've been doing this for years now, okay?" and Hange would say "yeah... It's surely not like we're dating or something like that...ha ha ha... not at all"

And the kids be like "Yeah we know you're not dating... Because you're already married... Mom & Dad" ❤️

Yasssss my bbs💖 @hanjo-love @luanabonn thank you both💖 I love this!

Also thank you for the video it was GREAT.

Two sides, same goddamn coin

“Erwin... Why are you standing out on the corridor?” Mike asks on the way back to his room. It’s late. There’s no reason for Erwin to be standing back against his door, looking absolutely resigned.

Nanaba peeks from behind Mike, “hey boys, what’s the commotion about?”

Moblit is with Nanaba, both deciding to search the male dorms for Hanji who has seemingly disappeared into thin air.

“Hanji and Levi are in my bath...” Erwin exhales a sigh, eyes shut, fingers rubbing his temples.

“What do you mean?” Mike says carefully. At this point, Moblit just looks like he’s seen a ghost. Abort abort! It’s okay Nanaba I’ll look for Hanji buntaicho another time! It’s not that urgent! Nothing is that urgent! But Moblit knows it’s too late. He knows where this is all going. He’s part of their little game now.

“I mean...” Erwin gives them ‘that look’, the one they always give one another when Levi and Hanji are being insufferable, “they are in my bath... Bathing... Together...”

Mike and Nanaba freeze for a second.

It’s only a split second and soon they’re pushing past Erwin and dashing in his room.

“Wait-“ Erwin and Moblit in a hushed whisper. But soon the three of them are standing outside his bathroom door.

Laughter streams through from the other side of the door.

“Oh my god...” Nanaba gasps, “what’s going on?”

“Let’s weigh our options,” Mike suggests.

“On one hand, we get to see for ourselves, get to the bottom of this matter... You know... Investigate...” Erwin has his thinking face on.

“Investigate huh... That’s exactly what the tax payers pay us to do in the Survey Corps...” Mike says. Immediately it’s clear what his preference is.

“On the other hand...” Erwin continues, “Levi might murder us all...”

“A worthy death for a soldier...” Mike shrugs.

“Oh no... I really don’t think we should...” Moblit stutters. Nanaba notes that he is very sweaty.

Looks are exchanged and it has been decided. With a heavy hand, Erwin slams open the bathroom door.

There’s a scream that’s only stopped when Levi slaps his hand over Hanji’s mouth.

“What?” Levi snaps, as if they had been trespassing.

“You’re in my bath...” Erwin says, equally matter of fact.

“Your bath is the nicest...” Hanji offers.

“You’re in my bath... Together...” Erwin raises a brow.

“As Captain of the Survey Corps, you said it was my duty to supervise the cleanliness and hygiene of the soldiers,” Levi murmurs, sinking lower into the bubbles, hands coming to cover Hanji up. Absolute gentleman.

“This is a very unique means of supervision, Captain...” Erwin smirks.

“Whatever gets the job done, Commander...” Levi spits the last word.

Behind him, Mike and Nanaba high five. Finally. Some catharsis. They called it. They all called it. Levi and Hanji were a thing. This is absolute proof. No one can tell them otherwise now. Ha! Take that! Moblit has averted his eyes. Nothing in this world can compel him to look.

“Excuse me ladies...” Hanji clears her throat, shifting uncomfortably against Levi, “I am very naked, and to be honest with you, the water is starting to get cold... Soon I will be freezing my tits off... So could we please continue this at a more convenient time?”

“Whatever you say m’lady...” Erwin tips his imaginary hat.

“Fuck you...” Hanji narrows her eyes at him and mutters under her breath. Great. They can never use Erwin’s bath again. What alternatives are there? The cadet showers maybe? The piping is really new there, that means there’s a whole lot of hot water. Probably not. They don’t need a part two of this happening.

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“Hanji san! We need to seek approval for-“

Everyone’s jaw is agape. Armin’s hands have flown to cover his face, “my virgin eyes...” he’s murmuring repeatedly.

“Why wouldn’t you close the bathroom door!” Sasha shouts accusatorily. Now the bunch of them are standing awkwardly in Hanji’s room, averting their gaze from the adjacent bath. Should they leave now? They really should. But there are forms that need filling.

“Why wouldn’t you guys knock!” Hanji retaliates.

“You always ask us not to!” Connie shoots back.

Oh, Hanji winces, she did in fact tell them to just enter because half the time she’s too engrossed in whatever it is she’s doing to hear.

“What the fuck do you want brats?” Levi has sunk all the way down the bath, the water now grazing his chin.

“We would like to seek permission from Hanji san to go to the town on Monday for supplies...” Armin pipes up, eyes still squeezed shut.

“Permission granted! Now go!” Levi shouts.

Sasha sees the opportunity and ceases it, “we would also like to request for the weekend off for recreational purposes! Sir!”

“Don’t push it Braus!” Levi snaps.

Darn it.

“Anything else? Or would you guys like to run through your entire schedules for the next two months with me while you’re at it? It’s not like I’m in the bath naked or anything ha-ha!” Hanji guffaws. It’s so painfully awkward her body literally cannot conjur anything rational to do. They have both slid so far down the tub that she’s practically lying atop Levi, his crotch against her butt making her blush up a storm.

“Why are you in the bath with Captain Levi?” Mikasa asks. Everyone stares at her.

“Mikasa!” Armin exclaims. They absolutely do not need more time in this tiny room with their two naked superiors.

“Hanji is filthy. I’m cleaning her. What’s abnormal about this situation?” Levi deadpans.

“I can’t reach my back! It’s a practical arrangement!” Hanji chuckles, “it’s not like we’re dating or anything!”

“My parents are married and they don’t even do this...” Sasha murmurs.

Jean has had enough. His face is so red he feels like he’ll die if he doesn’t stop this nonsense. This is a conversation that never needed to happen. “Permission to be dismissed from this conversation!”

“Fuck! Finally! Permission granted Jean!” Hanji says, throwing her hands up in despair.

Everyone shuffles out the door, and Armin bumps against the frame multiple times because his eyes are still shut. Levi and Hanji let out a collective sigh. Good lord Armin!

“Uh... Okay... Bye mom and dad...” Eren stutters, how does one leave this situation on a good note because this isn’t it, “I mean... Captain... Squad leader...” he gathers his jaw from where it has hit the ground and leaves with the others.

Hanji laughs awkwardly and turns to Levi, “remember when Erwin and the others saw-“

Levi’s face is red, and the blush has now spread to his neck. Thankfully the kids are gone. Another moment longer and most of the bubbles would have popped. He tsks and cuts Hanji off, “I would very much not like to remember that... Or this...”

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Omg Smallblip your headcanons made my day, especially the one about Mike and Erwin having matching tattoos xD so here I am again:

If you have time, would you mind blessing us with some Mike and Erwin bromance headcanons featuring our precious vets? 🙏🏻

The meme absolutely killed me! I love you💖

Yes, Mike and Erwin have embarrassing matching tattoos from a really drunk night’s out. They had a moment ten beers in, Erwin makes this whole speech about Mike being his brother, Mike starts sobbing, they decided to make the moment permanent. They don’t speak about it. Ever. Hanji egged them on and till this day Hanji doesn’t feel bad about it.

Gossip and beer. That’s it. The two are always tucked in a corner somewhere in the mess gossiping over beers. Mike provides the observations, Erwin comes up with the theories. The cadets always think they’re discussing strategy, but the vets know better. Got offended when Levi told them to stop gossiping like old maids. They call it a colloquy.

For this reason I also feel they would place bets whenever Hanji or Levi get into fights with the MP or garrison soldiers? When shit hits the fan Mike would be the one to hold Hanji/Levi back while Erwin pretends to chide them.

Such lads when they’re drinking together. They revert to being teenagers, and this is Erwin and Mike we’re talking about, who are by no means bigots. They’re talking about some of the higher ups and Erwin would say something stupid like “you know what they say about blonds....” and Mike would roar with laughter only to have Hanji say, completely bemused, “Erwin... Mike... You’re both blond...”

Niche dad hobby: Erwin collects old stamps. He knows a whole lot about how the postal system evolved within the walls. The only person who finds this shit interesting- Mike. He generally likes the smell of old things (“you can almost taste the history”). So they sit and talk about old stamps and Erwin shows him his collection. Levi very much hates it- “Please shut up about the goddamn postal service...” and Erwin replies with a “is it wrong for a man to have hobbies Levi?” Levi deadpans, “yes.”

The dad fashion. Everyone hates seeing Erwin in his sandals. It kinda throws people off. It’s also a massive turnoff to see your commander’s pasty toes. Mike absolute fell in love when he first saw Erwin wear them, bought a pair for himself. The other vets have ganged up to toss the sandals out. But what do they find the next day when they walk into mess? They bought new fucking sandals. They were so smug about it too.

Bonus: the dynamic between Levi and Mike is pretty cute, because it can be really capricious. Usually it’s really chill right, and Levi genuinely enjoys Mike’s company because he’s a quiet dude. But suddenly a switch flips and Mike is all like “remember the time I dunked your face in drain water?” And Levi will be all like “I’ll shank you if you don’t get out of my face.”

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ahhkk Howl is...uhm. well yeah, he's a good food looking guy with a sweet kind heart, (cant decide if he's Hange or Levi for me lol) enjoy watching! 💖

anyway, for the req hcs? what about a game/bet that levihan had, to see who annoys the shit out of Erwin the most? Bcoz im certain that that is how Hange got closed to Levi.... right? teehe

God he’s gorgeous @innocent-ghost-demon 😭💖 I stayed on here so long and forgot to watch it... (So far I don’t see him as either!) also your idea is so cuuuute😭 that’s how I imagine the trio too!

I think with regard to certain things- ie sacrificing lives for the greater good/gambling with life in general- Levi and Hanji’s views, I would think, are pretty aligned. They’re not comfortable with the sacrifices and would always find ways around it/try to reduce human costs. So I guess sometimes it creates for tension? It’s not like they don’t respect the overall cause. They have faith in Erwin. But this respect also comes with the ability to challenge him!

So they’re at a party probably and Erwin is talking to some rich snobs, trying to get sponsors. Erwin is REALLY good at this. And Levi understands but he’s also irked that they have to do this. So he says something snide to Hanji- “look at him... Fucking smarmy...” and Hanji’s like “oh... The smarmiest...”

Hanji suggests something- “Hey... Bet you a drink you can’t switch his wine out with vinegar...” and Levi rolls his eyes. A drink? Hanji can do better than that. “A drink and a kiss?” And at this point they’re BY NO MEANS dating or anything? Sure they flirt really awkwardly sometimes and Hanji says things they don’t even consider on a deeper level. And Levi’s really taken aback and he’s blushing but he sets about his task. Levi returns to his seat and a few minutes later, Erwin chokes and spits his drink out. “Pay up shitty gl-“ Hanji cuts him off, pulling him close by his lapels and kissing him. Hanji’s so smug about it too and for what!

Erwin’s holding a pointer during meetings and he uses it against the chalk board- tap tap tap. And it’s annoying the hell out of Levi. Hanji steals it for him. They give it back five years later on his birthday. And he just... shakes his head.

They honestly do sweet things for him too? They attend a big meeting and Zachary has a really nice pen. And they catch Erwin looking at it. It’s just a really nice pen. Erwin sees it on his table the next morning and he freaks the fuck out. Summons Levi and Hanji because who else could it be? And he’s just watching Levi staring back at him and Hanji trying to hold in a giggle and he’s just so tired? He just sighs and thanks them because... what’s the point?

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Imagine Hange and Levi having an argument and ends up in then kissing... the thing is that they are in a scout meeting

Anon? Your brilliance is blinding!

Hanji pitching an idea during a meeting and Levi interjecting- “I knew it. You’re a fucking maniac. Do you have no consideration whatsoever for human lives?”

There’s a menacing sort of calm about Hanji, “I wouldn’t be standing here talking about this if I hadn’t already considered.”

“If you had truly considered you wouldn’t be talking shit now!”

And all hell breaks loose. Hanji snaps, they’re yelling now, “just because you’re not willing to take risks, doesn’t mean I don’t care about the consequences. How dare you insinuate that I’m willing to throw away the lives of our comrades without thought?”

Hanji’s on their feet now, knocking over the chair. Levi still has his hands folded across his chest, legs crossed, frown etched deep on his face.

This back and forth goes on for a bit, Levi and Hanji tearing at each other’s throats, the insults getting a bit personal until-

“Look at you four eyes! You’re wearing your uniform over your pyjamas. You can’t even behave like a proper soldier, let alone a commanding officer.”

Hanji goes really quiet then, eyes widening in shock, “you know exactly why Levi! You know the only reason I’m in my fucking pyjamas is because you asked me to stay over last night. Or have you conveniently forgotten how you begged me to-“

“That’s it.” Levi gets to his feet and grabs Hanji’s hair, pulling them down for a searing kiss. Hanji’s still pissed, they’re not gonna let Levi go that easy so they push Levi onto the table, sweeping everything off its surface, pinning him down and kissing him so hard they’re both gasping for air.

They’re like animals really.

Moblit has gone completely pale, he’s trying to help the situation really but who can hear his little “buntaicho... no...” over the sound of furniture clashing and loud smacking of lips. Mike is spectating with interest. Nanaba straight up sighs.

And Erwin’s just staring at them. Gaping. He doesn’t deserve this. He’s so, so tired. He’s partly happy they’ve finally stopped yelling, that much he’s grateful for because he’s starting to get a migraine. The other part of him is just-

“Levi... Hanji... Would it be too much to ask for a little decorum? Just a little...”

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can I bother you to make some hcs about levihan as sc's main otp??

No bother at all! That is, if you don’t mind me focusing this one Erwin Smith!

It started as an annoyance really. Hanji and Levi are clueless idiots and they gaslight (Erwin learnt this term from the kids and he uses it a lot now) the hell out of Erwin. “No! You’re just imagining things Erwin!” “You must be getting old. Your eyesight is failing you old man!” He bears witness to Levi and Hanji flirting and he’s like “wtf? Does no one else see this? It can’t just be me?” Except... it really was just him at the beginning. That’s what you get for being the smartest man. It takes time for the rest to catch up. God it drove him insane.

So shipping Levi and Hanji becomes an exercise in validation for Erwin. And Erwin gets so fucking smug about it. When Mike and Nanaba finally reported back and told him “you know Erwin... I think you might be right...” he rolled his eyes indulgently. Erwin knows he’s right. He’s just annoyed everyone around him is wrong.

It becomes an exclusive thing only the highest of echelons within the SC indulge in. Ship levihan? Welcome to the club! We have champagne! Don’t ship it? Rot amongst the peasants.

It also becomes a test of sorts for the new cadets. “Have you noticed anything about your superiors? Anything at all?” Erwin says. After a few completely random guesses, Connie finally says “Captain Levi and Hange san are always together?” Bingo. Erwin perks up, “and?” Connie “and they are best friends?” Oooof so close! “They’re lovers?” Armin tries. Bingo! Genius boy got it right! Fuck! The validation! The kids see it too! Erwin gets really big headed about it. So when the other kids offer a counter “no way! Captain Levi isn’t capable of love!” Or “no way! Hanji san is in love only with her work!” Erwin makes them run laps. Till this day they have no idea why. Little idiots. There is only one right answer and it’s his answer.

And the kids know how invested the vets are in Levi and Hanji’s relationship? They learn during a meeting when poor Armin was giving a progress report and none of the vets were listening? Even when Armin paused mid-speech, nobody cared? All attention was fixated on Levi and Hanji who were playing violent footsie under the table. So from then, they trade Hanji/Levi interaction tidbits as gossip in the mess hall. The vets love it. It’s a great bonding moment.

Armin writes well. Like really well. Like poetry well (you can’t tell me he doesn’t wax lyrical to Annie when she’s in her crystal). So one time Jean forced him to write fanfic for Erwin because he lost a bet. It was just two pages of Levi-Hanji fanfiction. More importantly. It was a joke. But Erwin came back the next day with, god forbid, comments in red ink on his, as Erwin calls it, “manuscript”. “Arlert... Your writing is stunning, but I hope you don’t mind I made some suggestions to your manuscript.” Because Erwin has been observing them for years so he adds real nuance to the characterisation. Armin wants to die. He doesn’t know what to do with this stupid document. So he just stashes it somewhere and forgets about it. Until Erwin asks for chapter two one day because he “wants to know what happens next”.

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The way you're right!!! Levi making his poop jokes just to see Hanji cackling because they're just so beautiful when they're laughing

He could literally be having a really bad day but the moment he sees Hanji's smile he can't help it but feel 10 times better ! 🥺

YES.

Levi telling really bad poop jokes- maybe Hanji’s really disappointed because their experiments with Eren’s titan powers aren’t going as well as they’d hoped. So he says, with a straight face, “these things are like farts. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap...” And everyone at the meeting goes absolutely silent. Hanji freezes for a second, but soon they’re doubled over with laughter, slapping Moblit’s shoulder. Levi breaks a smile. Oh he’s proud of himself, of course he is. Nobody can make his baby laugh like that but him. Also nobody else finds it funny.

Mike, Nanaba and Moblit are looking into the camera like:

And Erwin’s completely done:

But of course our dynamic duo remain oblivious. Hanji’s too busy laughing and wiping tears from their eyes. And Levi’s head is swelling by the second from pride and he’s also completely mesmerised by how beautiful Hanji looks. /WHIPPED/

Even when it’s an absolutely shit day (no pun intended), Levi would still make over the top poop comments, “did you see Eren making his speech today on how he’s gonna eradicate all titans? Kid looked fucking constipated as usual. He was going at it for so long, just... all his might, like he’s taking a dump. I thought he was gonna pop a vein.” And Hanji just cackles like a witch, absolutely explodes with laughter, and they’re beaming. And Levi melts into a puddle of goo. He can’t help but smile too. Makes his goddamn day.

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Hanji and Erwin would tease the fuck out of Levi lmfao

Wait tease how...

1) Hanji teasing Levi to no end, and Erwin stepping in and Levi thinking oh! Erwin’s gonna mediate, Erwin’s gonna put an end to this nonsense. And so Erwin pretends to- “Hanji... stop teasing Levi...” Levi almost says a thank you, but Erwin’s already continuing-

“He can’t come up with comebacks if he can’t hear you from all the way down there...” and he’s laughing at his own joke, completely just guffawing and slapping his thighs... It’s not even that funny. Hanji laughs along but Erwin doesn’t stop. He has to stop to wipe his tears and then he does a little run and asks Levi to wait up for him.

God... Levi wants to murk a bitch.

2) (Hanji and Erwin try and get Levi in on a threesome)