#vetusang

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Flicks his hat off.

⠀catches his hat.⠀fixes it right back onto his head.

⠀“ I know you're new around here, so a word of advice . . .

⠀never fuck with a man's hat. ”

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@vetusang replied to your post “"... So there's vampire digimon and they're......”:

"That's me, what's up."

"Are you... evil?"

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"I think you fucked up."

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"You kids have a decent sense of taste." Consider yourselves in the good books.

"THAT B*TCH KIDNAPPED A WHOLE TOWN, ME INCLUDED, CAUSED A TON OF MASS DAMAGE, KILLED ONE OF MY FRIENDS' BESTEST BESTIE EVER, MANIPULATED A HUMAN BEING INTO DOING AWFUL THINGS, KIDNAPPED MORE CHILDREN, LOCKED MY FRIENDS AND I INTO A BUNCH OF ILLUSIONS IN ATTEMPT TO EAT US, KILLED TWO BAD GUYS OUT OF PLEASURE, AND THEN TRIED TO CONTROL THE WORLD WITH EVIL DARKNESS!"

"WE HAD TO BLOW HIM UP WITH OUR OWN COLLECTIVE POWER OF HOPES AND DREAMS TO BOOST OUR STRONGEST DIGIMON'S WEAPON AND THEN IT FINALLY DIED!"

"ARE ALL VAMDEMONS LIKE THIS?! I NEVER MET ONE THAT WAS A DECENT GUY!! THIS ONE ONLY ONLY WANTED TO EAT US ALIVE, CONTROL THE WORLD, AND--"

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"You threatened by me, little cowboy?" :)

⠀full on BARKS a laugh.

⠀“ you?⠀scary?⠀I'm more scared of the li'l lady when she asks me where her apple cider went! ”

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"Blow me up yourself, lazy ass bitch of a coward. You'd make Vulcy upset though so, take your bets."

⠀“ . . . ”

⠀“ okay! ”

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"Mock me again and I'll tell your boyfriend you've been misbehaving."

⠀“ NOT AGAIN! ”