#vex lancerfunny

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We pilotin Hydras. We labellin each of our turns as distinct geological eras. Homeboy tried to front to my Tempest Drone and failed his Agility save so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth. I'm feral. I'm a fuckin dog. That OROCHI disarticulated my shit so hard I live in sixteen ZIP codes. We straight smokin the Overshield from Invigorate. My drones have extra HP so I can fuck 'em longer. If the pussy don't smell like ozone I don't want it. I bust a nut in her and then bust another at the start of my next turn as a protocol. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.

We damaging the GM directly with how much time our turns and reactions take

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Printloaf Tower: Over a month in the making*

This is a little fan project I made for the brilliant Lancer RPG adventure "In Golden Flame" by Vexwerewolf, which I consider to be genuinely the best TTRPG adventure I've read to this date. the export is absolute garbage (max resolution 720p, any stutters are just baked in to the file. it explorted that way) for """immersion""" reasons, because video sharing is probably like that in the setting of Calliope.

I momentarily compared Jerry Masters from the adventure to Peppino Spaghetti from Pizza Tower, and it all went downhill from there. The project itself was animated in Scratch, the children's learn-to-code language, recorded on the QuickTime player for mac, and stitched together in iMovie (it sucks, never use it).

*ONLY because I forgot about it for like three weeks.

[draculancer-flow]

We crossfading on Evergreen stogies. We snorting Greytown Grey Goo. They forgot that I'm her - shit, even I forgot that I'm her. I'm so deep underground even I ain't even heard of myself. I sold a brick to an Egregorian Overmind and got her so high her headplate turned into the 😩 emoji. I gave William William a "taste of humanity" so good he molted on the spot. This shit ain't NOTHING to me, man. I hit BEGGAR-ONE from behind and made him nut so hard they had to rename me Cassander.

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[additional-pylons]

Why 'In Golden Flame' is probably definitely maybe surely absolutely the best Lancer module: part 1 out of integer overflow

thank you vex you're the best