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HAPPY BIRTH DAY, I LOVE YOU. ALSO, IF YOU PUBLISH THIS I'LL CUT YOUR HAIR OFF IN YOUR SLEEP.

do it thats my kink

#DON'T SAY HOT DATE.

???? what should i call it then

a lukewarm date?? cold date?? sub zero date

#all our dates are sub zero dates #ouch..#vibrisae #text

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THE REASON I DON’T WANT TO GO IS BECAUSE I’LL ONLY TALK ABOUT THE EARLY ALTERNIAN ORGANISMS. FOR THE RECORD, THEY’RE WAY COOLER THAN DINOSAURS.

what a DRAG!!!!!!

i dont like seeing movies with you anyway, because you just talk nonstop!! all i do is occasionally point something out, but you have like, your own conversation with yourself about everything thats going on

and its embarrassing when people tell you to be quiet (including me) and you just spew obscenities so foul that you get us both kicked out and banned from the theater

so thats why i didnt even ask you in the first place!

#vibrisae #text

HEY, GUESS WHAT?

leave me alone >:/

#vibrisae #asks

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WOW, SURE IS GOING TO SUCK TOMORROW MORNING. CONSIDERING YOU’RE GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH ME, AFTER ALL.

as much as id LOVE to humor you... i have to try to sleep..

or else im going to go into work tomorrow so exhausted that ill probably fall asleep holding a hamster or something, and thats not good for customer ratings :/

ill be dubbed an animal hater and get fired (again)

#vibrisae #text

azadliq replied to your post

youd kill a lot more than bugs.

vibrisae replied to your post

INGENIOUS.

okay HATERS!! but youre just impeding progress!

ill just do it the old fashioned way and call the landlord tomorrow :/

#azadliq #vibrisae #text

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YOU’RE THE REASON I HAVE STRESS DREAMS.

good