#vic.ama

[vicsage-thequestion]

Forgive me if this is a weird question but how do you eat/drink with the mask on? Or do you have to just take it off each time.

I don't. I take it off. Haven’t mastered osmosis yet.

The mask’s a chemical seal so no holes, no mouth, no problems. Keeps out toxins. Keeps in secrets.

Downside: every time I want a sandwich, I have to gas myself first.

Worth it, though.

[vicsage-thequestion]

Stares at you with big, dead eyes.

@sanitariumchild

Stares back with no visible eyes.

Yes, child?

[vicsage-thequestion]

you gotta help me on this one — i know you're probably looking for real theories with conclusive evidence...

but if i don't get another person to back me up on debunking this, i'm gonna lose it!!!

hi! nurse in gotham here — can you help me explain to the general public that we don't put small amounts of fear toxin in vaccines to make people more health paranoid?

i've had this thrown at me by more than a few patients who have accused me of this (tis the season i guess. fucking october man...) but like... we're getting WAY too close to flu season for this shit ://

p.s. cool outfit, dude!

@caspianova

I accept all theories without judgement. And then I prove/disprove them.

Sometimes the strangest sources have the truest of answers, to questions no one even thought to ask.

Well that's ridiculous. Why would anyone put fear toxin in vaccines, that's an absurd and inefficient method of spreading paranoia. And frankly there's enough fear toxin in the ambient air of Gotham that minor paranoia is quite widely prevalent already.

I've said before and I'll say again: Vaccines are important and backed by real data. Stop falling for ridiculous hoaxes people. Good luck with the October rush Miss Nurse. I'm sure you'll be plenty busy this time of year. I for one will be steering clear of Gotham for the foreseeable future.

[vicsage-thequestion]

Yaknow...I could make you an organic version of the mask?

It would let you eat and drink through it imagine the look on someones face when you use a straw or part of the samich just disappears

-BB

I appreciate the offer—it has merit. But the point of the mask isn’t convenience. It’s meant to be hard to remove, hard to penetrate. The pseudoderm does more than conceal identity: it keeps out toxins, gases, and other…unpleasant things. An organic version that lets things through wouldn’t serve the same purpose.

…Though I admit, the disappearing sandwich trick would be entertaining.

[vicsage-thequestion]

HA

Another detective ey? Nice to see a familiar face around

@detectivebobo

Bobo. Still solving crimes, or just stealing my spotlight?

Good to see you, furball.

You’re the only one in this city I can share a drink with without explaining why it’s in a paper bag. Don’t suppose you’ve seen my thermos? It started humming again.

[vicsage-thequestion]

here’s a conspiracy theory:

the reason why most of the demon hunters in America (but especially Gotham) originate from different countries is because North America is super tainted with magic from a war between hunters and witches

Also I think there’s a witch cult in Gotham that’s been around since before America :) 🇺🇸

Plausible. And the cult part is probably true. Everyone knows Gotham has the oldest and weirdest cults.

I also think the hell portal in Arkham is influencing the behavior of the city but if Batman won't do anything about it then well :/

[vicsage-thequestion]

What is "fear toxin"? As a military doctor and scientist I have heard of no such thing.

@thetruescholar

Fear toxin? You won’t find it in any journal or government report. It’s engineered to exploit fear itself: phobias, panic, memories. Used in the shadows. Dangerous.

I'm sure if you're that curious Dr. Crane would be more than happy to acquaint you with it...Though I'd advice against it.

[vicsage-thequestion]

do you think the mattress firms really are fronts for something more sinister? I mean.. why are there that many all in one place anyway?

No, no. Perfectly legitimate business. People underestimate the global demand for mid-range memory foam.

Its just capitalism unfortunately. Overpriced foam. Inflated rent. Franchise duplication. The true horror is in the markups, not the mind control.