#vicar school

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anyway one of the things they don't tell you about vicar school is just how much time you will spend emotionally kneeling in front of your friends.

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favourite moments at vicar school today:

- the vice principal having to specifically ban us from looking at our phones during mass to find out the new pope

- praying for all bishops, including the new bishop of rome we guess

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vicar school movie night watching Constantine (2005), the team are mostly roasting his pastoral skills

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as expected the whole pope said a slur thing is doing numbers at my seminary, which is about 50% faggots* by volume, of whom several were previously at Roman Catholic seminaries before being seduced over to Anglicanism by our book of common prayer and marginally less homophobic leadership.**

*gender inclusive

**marginally

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incidentally if you're wondering how the Hebrew is going, our teacher is sincerely trying to convince us of the joys of copying out a full paradigm 30 times. the class remains broadly unconvinced.

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dispatches from vicar school: the student body are in desperate need of blessed chalk but there is very little to be found so we're just trading dms to try and adequately distribute the two (2) pieces that we've found in order to scrawl 20+C+M+B+24 over every lintel in the building

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booty shorts with 'the bishop of rome hath no jurisdiction in this realm' written on the arse