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32 thorki
Well, this had been a terrible idea. Or not.
Cleaning up the mess will definitely be terrible, though.
It started with Thor lightly hip checking Loki after one too many snotty little remarks about Thor’s cooking skills. Or lack thereof.
Thor thought he was being generous in not mentioning that this was the first time Loki had touched a pot or pan in six months. Because, really, that was very generous of him.
Thor was only trying to get Loki out of the way. But somehow cream got involved. As in: Loki dumped the carton on his head.
A bit of an overreaction, in Thor’s opinion.
Thor retaliated by dumping the pot of (still cool!) water meant for the pasta on his head.
Dry pasta was thrown, tomatoes were smashed, herbs went flying everywhere.
They ended up on the floor, wrestling in the mess until Thor had Loki pinned. Sitting on Loki’s hips, holding his hands to the floor by delicate wrists - everything went still for a moment.
Thor laughed.
Loki laughed.
They ordered takeout five minutes later.
1 & 2
01: When did you first start writing?
2012 (not counting essays and various projects through my school years)
02: What was your favorite book growing up?
I remember this being the first book that I could not even be badgered in to putting down for five minutes.
writer’s ask meme
vicissitudesoffate replied to your post: so my cousin’s boyfriend dumped her ha...
Can I ask you why you won’t tell her?
I’m not actually super close to my cousin and it was at my brother’s birthday party and I didn’t feel like being The Rude Asshole at that particular moment.
And, on top of that, my mom has tried to talk to her about it and basically got a “yeah, uh-huh” and she just keeps on keeping on.
I’m much closer with C’Anna though, and I’m gonna try and bring it up with her next time she’s over.
lokincest replied to your post: I wanna change the title to Hard to Ki...
do it anywayyyyy you gotta like the title it has to feel legit
led lite replied to your post: I wanna change the title to Hard to Ki...
“New title (formerly: Hard to Kill)” ?
vicissitudesoffate replied to your post: I wanna change the title to Hard to Ki...
I mean if you think there is a better fitting title for it, then do it. Maybe put little a warning in parenthesis in the first few chapters to warn whoever is reading it?
I think I’m gonna change it whenever I post the next chapter and just try to make it clear that I changed the title
vicissitudesoffate replied to your post: Loki always gets turned into a cat in ...
Goat Loki taking a shit all over Thor’s room since he can’t control his pooping
oh he absolutely has control over his pooping
"Helena!"
"Just a few quick things to wish you a merry Christmas." Such as a couple of catnip mice for her cats, and some festive measuring cups and spoons for her, all wrapped up in nice orange paper. "I hope it's been happy."
Okay I have a question regarding the anal guide. Do you have to clean out your ass before hand? Like I know some guys douche themselves before anal play but does that also apply to girls too?
Did you read the guide? Because I cover this in the guide.