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Look what I found in my local arcade~

I see an Asmo and the back of a Satan swimming in a sea of Mammons lol.

I know some of y’all would be pleased to be in that scenario~ imagine being surrounded by a crowd of Mammons. Like some spell went wrong and now there’s fifty of him.

Man I’ve never seen Obey Me stuff in real life! To be fair, I don’t leave the house a lot lol. But it’s cool that you found this! I think I’d lose my shit if I came across such a thing.

[jungledubs-archive]

Have a picture of my Lady Skitters sleeping in my lap!

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awwweehh!!!!

[elsewhereuniversity]

Here is something that has been bugging me. So we know that wearing clothes inside out is a form of protection from the Fair Folk. But what about the clothes that are DESIGNED to be reversible? Would they work, or would they not?

I have no answers for you. Is it always safe? Is it never safe? Time will tell.

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Hilarious Request: Brothers (Mammon and Belphie specifically, I love my boys, but any others that you’d find funny) goes to bed, and because of ~magic~ wakes up in their Makeshift plushie that MC had gotten and displayed on their bed. And their plushie was the Chosen One to be cuddled in MC’s sleep. They can’t move, due to being a) plushies and b) are pinned in MC’s arms.

How do you think they’d react?

Hello there friend, here I am to answer this ask eight months after you sent it al;skdfj.

It only occurred to me when I sat down to write this that perhaps it was meant to be headcanons or just general thoughts? I'm not sure, but I read "request" and filed it away under the requests in my brain lol. So here's a drabble. It's mostly from Mammon's perspective, but I included Belphie, too.

Sorry it's so late~!

Warnings: none and there's no pairing really this is pure silliness, though you could say Mammon has an implied crush on MC... but that's just canon so.

Mammon was hanging from the ceiling again. The ropes felt especially tight this time, but he was surprise that he was right side up rather than upside down. Was Lucifer getting soft? But no, he still had trouble breathing due to what seemed like an abundance of ropes around his chest. When did these ropes get so thick?

Mammon squirmed a little, trying to see if there was any give at all. Maybe if he wiggled enough, he could get loose! He knew this was impossible, but he was going to try anyway.

And then Mammon opened his eyes and realized that he was not, in fact, hanging from the ceiling. It had been a dream, sparked by something that was actually happening to him in real life. It took him several moments to process what it was, though.

Were those… arms squeezing him? Why were they so big?

He was already starting to panic, but then he got a glimpse of his body and immediately fell into crisis mode.

Mammon's body was a plushie. He could only assume his head was, too. He opened his mouth to yell, but found that he couldn't speak. He couldn't move at all.

What kind of crazy spell was this? Which brother decided it'd be fun to turn him into a plushie? Oh this was going to start a prank war the likes of which the Devildom had never seen!

But first he had to figure out how to get out of this plushie. Could he even do that? Maybe he just had to wait until the spell wore off?

Mammon tried to figure out where he was. Who was this crushing his soft little plush body? And why did they have a plushie of him?

The person squeezing him shifted and he found himself able to see their face.

Wait. Was that… YOU?!?!?!

You had a plushie of him? AND you were cuddling it all night?

If Mammon wasn't a plushie in that moment he would be blushing and stuttering. He was both grateful and annoyed that he couldn't do anything at all.

Hours passed this way and Mammon was counting imaginary Grimm in his head when the spell finally began to wear off. He could tell because your sleeping face, which he had been watching all night, was getting fuzzy.

And then suddenly Mammon was back in his own body. He sat up straight in his own bed, feeling himself frantically to make sure he was in tact and no longer made of plush and fabric.

"The Great Mammon is back!" he exclaimed to the empty room. "Now I gotta figure out who was behind it!"

He didn't actually mind if he was being honest. Cuddling in your arms all night was like heaven for him, but he preferred to do so in his own body.

Mammon left his room in a huff, getting ready to question every brother until he got down to the truth.

Except that he tripped over Belphie who was unexpectedly asleep in the middle of the hallway.

Belphie sat up, rubbing at his eyes. "Watch where you're going."

Mammon, who had fallen to the floor, rubbed his head. "Why don't ya watch where you're sleepin'?"

Belphie blinked at him. "I had a weird dream that I was a plushie."

Mammon stared at him. "That ain't no dream, Belphie! I was a plushie, too! Were you with MC?"

"Yeah," he said with a yawn. "They were sleeping. Actually, your plushie was there, too. MC was clutching it."

"Who would prank you and me like this?" Mammon asked.

Belphie looked thoughtful. "How much do you wanna bet it was Satan trying to prank Lucifer, but somehow getting it wrong?"

Mammon shook his head. "Yeah, I'll take that bet. Satan getting a spell wrong? He's too smart for that."

"Five hundred Grimm says it was him," Belphie said.

"You're on," Mammon said.

They would later find out that it wasn't exactly that Satan had gotten the spell wrong. In fact, Satan was about to get the spell spectacularly right except that Asmo was too busy looking at his DDD and bumped right into Satan at the worst moment possible. Satan dropped the book he was using, which caused him to mix up some of the spell's words and… well it went a little off course.

You woke up the next day feeling perfectly refreshed and blissfully unaware of any brotherly shenanigans that happened to be going on that morning. That is until you walked into an argument about who won some kind of bet. Deciding you didn't want to know, you tuned them out and enjoyed your breakfast.

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[misc-obeyme]

Wanna share cute headcannons

How everyone would react when MC sits down next to them on the couch and then falls asleep, using either their arm or leg as a pillow. ((And yes, some are put in multiple reactions))

Would pick MC up and carry them to the nearest bed:

- Lucifer, Barb, Raf, 13, Satan

Would freeze or freak out, potentially waking MC:

- Levi, Mammon, Luke, Meph, Diavolo

Would reposition themselves to be more comfortable/make sure MC doesn’t roll off the couch:

- Beel, Belphie, Solomon, Simeon, Asmo, Satan, Diavolo

D'awwww~

This is sooo cute! Belphie's just like hey you're my pillow, MC. Someone else finds them both asleep lol.

Oh but I think Asmo would make an excellent pillow, personally. Just imagine being all cozy with your head in his lap~

Meanwhile Levi doesn't know what to do with himself alskdfj.

And Lucifer is too responsible to let you just sleep on him, he's carrying you to bed.

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CC… I went into the new game expecting nothing…. And I am still disappointed.

The drop rate for cards is ridiculous. I’ve done 80 pulls so far and have only gotten Belphie (my first boy) and Satan. The rest have been those ugly ass clothes that feel like they raided the clothes section of a fucking Walmart. I think those hideous things are why the models are so same-y….

Oh, and since it was my birthday the day the app released, I was able to see what the treat was! … it was just Belphie saying happy birthday and talking about my in-universe present. That was it. Switching to a different brother does get me a cute happy birthday message and them talking about the cake or in-universe presents but there WAS NO PRESENTS FOR THE PLAYER…. I am so disappointed…

Whaaaaat there was nothing??

Not even a phone call? I mean, I don't think this app has a phone calls function... but that was by far the best part of the birthday shenanigans in the old app, at least in my opinion.

But they couldn't even give you some dp?!?

Yeah I have a ton of Walmart clothes, too 😩 While it is intensely humorous to dress those guys up in some of that stuff (sorry to Mammon who is always my guinea pig), they are sooooo boring. Like here they are, giving us these absolutely insane casual outfits and then making all the clothes we can pull for the sort of stuff the most mediocre white guy working in IT could ever hope to purchase??? (Apologies to IT guys.) Where's the leather! Where are the straps! Where are the fishnets?!?! Let me put some heels on Asmo at least!!

Anyway, I'm sorry you're disappointed even when going in with zero expectations... I'm afraid I'm somewhat disappointed as well, even if it is nice to get glimpses of the characters I know and love. It just isn't enough and I wish they had put more effort into the app. I would have preferred a longer wait if it meant a higher quality game.

(And Happy belated Birthday, by the way! I hope there were other things that made the day enjoyable~)

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I had a realization. The white marks on Mammon’s demon form are practically a one to one with his jewelry from his angel form. Are they scars and not tattoos???? I also noticed that with Beel a bit too…

Just something to chew on in your brain

HUH.

I never noticed that...

I always kinda imagined those markings as being like... not tattoos but naturally occurring? Like they're part of the demon form, you know? So they're just part of their body already. In which case it could be that their demon form markings naturally mirrored their angelic form's jewelry or design. Like that part of their body changed when their soul changed, a remnant of who they used to be.

Though if they were scars, that would imply that the jewelry actually physically damaged them when they fell, which is also a compelling idea. I mean, can you imagine during your fall from heaven that the angelic jewelry you were wearing started to burn you as you transformed into a demon? And then you carry the scars of that forever on your body??? DEVASTATING.

All the brothers have demon form markings of some kind, though. So it seems to me like they're more likely to be naturally occurring. Unless for some reason Mammon and Beel in particular had some reason for their demonic markings to manifest as scars and so they were the only ones who were burned by their jewelry as they fell. Which would also be a compelling story lol.

Anyway, this is indeed interesting...

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Fun OC fact about my Tiny Tailor:

Jasper has really good aim and knows the sacred art of the Sandal. 🩴 can, will and frequently does chuck the Sandal with scarily accurate aim when his friends/party members/ family are being complete idiots. Mammon has been a frequent victim, but every brother has been smacked at least once.

Nooooo not the sandal 😭

Poor Mammon lol. I see him and Levi complaining loudly about it. Asmo is worrying it messed up his hair and misses the whole point at first. Though I suppose it also depends on the sandal, like I can see Beel just not even noticing if it's not heavy enough. He's looking around like ?? did you guys feel something??

I find this especially funny because my MC will throw things when they're mad, but it's always just whatever's closest lol. And their aim is not great so they miss a lot. They miss Mammon on purpose, but they try very hard to hit Lucifer.