OM Brothers Play Marvel Rivals With MC
Lucifer : Cannot organically play anything more advanced than a platformer and certainly doesn't want to. He only even picked up a controller bc MC begged asked him to and it was begrudging at best. Decided early on he was only playing Dr. Strange and won't even look at any other character as an option. Being a shield for everyone else comes naturally to him after all. Never leaves quick play with you, and only gets a certain degree of better at the game before progress flatlines. Would take serious work to become a genuine gamer, but if shown all the absolutely diabolical things one can do with Portals would become an absolute menace. Slowly becomes less grumpy about being asked to play and more resigned with a touch of fun after catching sight of the glee on MC's face over the fact he agreed to play at all.
Mammon : Oh he knows his way around some video games. Having competitive brothers will do that. Will not heal or tank. DPS only. Mains Iron Fist, Black Panther, Daredevil, and Moon Knight. This is for sure the guy who refuses to swap roles because he believes that he can make it work, even if half the game is gone and he's pushing 3-7 in terms of stats. If MC mains healer, know he will absolutely drop everything to protect them ( this is his flow state, he never dies to this task if it is MC) and comes back to stand still like a good boy so they can heal him in their own time on games where he is succeeding. If MC is a tank main, nobody works with MC better to decimate a team or keep supports alive. Basically, he takes orders well but only when they come from the mouths of sheep and are followed by praise/acknowledgement upon completion. Say get out of there? He'll do it. Tell him to go nuke their Luna? Oh it's as good as done, even if he gets KO'd in the process.
Satan : Bet you think he mains Black Cat or Black Panther, huh? Wrong. Got in the game, discovered Jeff, needed exactly zero information other than that the little shark exists and what his buttons do. Shows everyone his shoes and shakes his tushy on any picks he gets. Dedicated healer, but the moment someone gets the KO on him, he's back with a vengeance only a sea rodent could bring (including the Jefferson Reload T-Bags). Better believe the player that got him is in for a respawn simulator the rest of the game. Hard to pull him from his books to get him to play, but if a day is dedicated to this task specifically he will always show up. Will play comp but gets ticked off fast if it is a losing streak kinda day. Protector of MC if also a support main. Low-key enjoys being princess protected if MC mains DPS. Main tank and hit the life saving Mag bubble? Better believe he thanks and praises tf out of MC for it.
Asmo : Emma. Main. Emma main. Flexible enough to also play Luna and Hela should the need arise though and as soon as Rouge comes out he adds her to the ensemble. Astonishingly good at hitting shots on his non-tank picks. If playing Emma, only responds to "mother" or "queen" when asked for help or given direction. Giggles like a maniac when getting a grab off, especially if MC is a support main and the offender was picked right off their cheeks. Firm believer in the emote where Emma loves on Jeff. When playing Hela is an ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL flanker. Just shreds everyone. Nobody is sure where this skill was gained from and frankly everyone is scared to question it so the world will never know. Playing Luna? The kind to hit that freeze and hump combo on anyone who dared to try him on his home turf. Defending Asmo's life while he plays support is always met with a "Thank you, Darling ~" and one of those thousand-kilowatt grins.
Belpie : Mantis enthusiast. Likes the idea of weaponizing his sin a little too much. Mutters "Yes, Naptime" in a concerning manner every time he hits a sleep. Gives the most evil sounding chuckles when he succeeds at getting a pick, especially if it's that annoying spider that's been trying it with him all game. Support Main MC? Enjoy your bodyguard. Kind of like having a particularly vicious dog next to you at all times. Mostly gets on to troll in quick play with MC. Saw a video about sleeping and solo ulting a star-lord once and that is now his favorite activity to do with MC if they're a DPS main (or main Magneto). Can be convinced to play comp, but gets tired and bored fast since it is a more serious vibe unless MC is a big sillies and just see where we end up type. Bonus points if you can get Beel to play too, though it will be the least serious three stack on the planet.
Levi : Talk about a flex player. Whatever MC needs, MC gets (daddys hooooome ~ type shii). Mains Magneto as tank, Namor as DPS, and (weirdly) Cloak and Dagger as support. Not many characters he hasn't learned though. Has way too many hours in this game. If MC is looking to be a serious competitive player, this would be the guy to turn to. Devildom's Top 500 for sure and will not let anyone forget it. Would put in serious coaching time with MC if asked, for teaching them new characters or simply helping them improve their game play by isolating their frequent mistakes. Hate a season? No sweat. Levi is happy to do MC's 10 games for rewards upon reset no questions asked. Has watched Beel (unintentionally) throw his games more times than he can count and has had to make up the difference.
Beel : Plays Hulk and Thing, nothing else. Simply likes punch go brr type characters. Is not very good at the whole video game thing but likes to hop on whoever's account he reaches first for a quick game or two occasionally. Biggest problem is he doesn't seem to know or care about the difference between competitive and quick play so RIP to the elo of whoever's account was his victim that day. Mostly prefers to watch MC play while providing snacks for the bonding time. Anything MC does is considered amazing in his eyes, so be prepared to be told how cool literally any bit of game play is at any moment. Biggest hype man. Doesn't understand ranks so even if MC ends up in Silver 3, he still believes this to be a Mount Everest level accomplishment that should be celebrated ( and will be, at that...with more food).
I do what I feel when I feel it. This is what I was feeling. I don't know lol. As Mr. Summers looks close to release, Rivals infects my brain and interconnects with the other things I love. If this is something people care about I'll do the other datables like I did with my other crack bs post. Believe me, I miss em just like I know the rest of you do. Anyway, hope you enjoyed. - UA
