subtle warning ft. lyney
cws: best friends, pining, ooc, jealousy
masterlist :: note: clearly i have a type when i write
best friend lyney who very "subtly warns" every person you try to pursue behind your back. when the person you were hvaing a thing with failed to come to the second date, you were so confused because you two had hit it off.
bzzt! your phone went off, you checked the notification, "what the hell? this is the second guy who blew me off, lyney." you complained as lyney hid his smirk.
"what happened?" lyney asked, faking his sincerity. he sat next to you on the couch. he knows all too well that he was the reason why your dates flake out.
when your date was waiting for you at the front door, picking you up for the first date. of course, lyney was there to help you out for the outfit and the security of somebody being there. "hello, name's taking a while to get dolled up... so, are you the guy name is going out with?"
"yes, im taking them out to a movie theater date." he replied. lyney analyized this guy, taller than him that's for sure, blond hair and red eyes. although this guy looks sweet, he doesn't look like he has the right intentions with you. he looked like he would ask you "where's my hug at?"
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this guy isn't a right fit for you, are you getting a bit desperate? he's projecting, he's waiting for you to realize him as an option. "a movie theater date? that seems really... boring. y'know name would like a more exciting date than that." lyney replied, as the blond-haired male laughed, holding a bouquet of flowers.
not even the right flowers you like, didn't you tell lyney about you told this guy about it. what an idiot.
"then you take her to the date then." the date replied, laughing lightheartly.
i wish.
hurt by the comment and bruised from his ego, his eyes darkened. he began to laugh to a point it got uncomfortable. as the tension rose, "hahahaha, if you hurt them, a single hair of theirs taken out, i won't hesitate to kill you."
he cleared his throat by the time you arrived, his demeanor changed too. "lyney, are you talking it up with my date? don't scare him away." you joked. lyney smiled sweetly,
"of course not! right?" he asked to the date.
"yep..."
you went on to talk about even though, the guy was a bit of a wreck in the beginning of the date, it was fun for the both of you.
best friend lyney comforted you, rubbing circles into your back, "he probably didn't deserve you."
you sniffled, "you're right, lyney. what would i do without you."
he swiped a tear off your face, "i dunno, die?"
you hit him playfully, "what a way to ruin a moment, lyney."














