#vikings incorrect

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Ivar: I think i might be losing my voice.

Hvitserk: so you can’t scream at us anymore?

[later]

Hvitserk: turns out Ivar is even scarier when he’s silent.

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Ivar: okay, i admit that i was wrong.

Bjorn: good.

Ivar: however-

Bjorn: no. not however. just stand in your wrongness and be wrong.

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Hvitserk: I got kicked out of the great hall today because apparently i’m a “liability” and “reckless” and “Hvitserk”.

Hvitserk: the last one is just my name but you should have heard bjorn’s tone.

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Bjorn: so what’s the plan? we just hide in here forever?

Hvitserk: not forever. just until Ivar calms down.

Bjorn: right, so we’re in here forever then.

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Hvitserk: every now and then i like to do something responsible.

Hvitserk: just to confuse people.

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Hvitserk: day one of eating every plant i see!

[10 minutes later]

Hvitserk: i think i need help.

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Bjorn: honestly i can’t even tell my brothers apart half the time, because i don’t go by height or hair colour.

Bjorn: I go by the amount of stress they all cause me.

Bjorn: and that makes them identical.

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Ivar: i’ll admit i’ve done a lot of things in my life that i’m not proud of.

Ivar: wait no, that’s a lie. i’m proud of all of them.