#incorrect vikings

[catboyarmand]

Athelstan, helping Ragnar's sons cram for an exam: Sigurd: Sweet Jesus, it's morning already! What are we going to do? Athelstan: Well, maybe we could start with calming down. Sigurd: Calm down? We're still on William The Conqueror, priest! We haven't so much looked at the famine! Athelstan: You've got the gist. They ran out of food. Ivar: Well, I can't tell my rebellions from my risings. Athelstan, getting stressed: And whose fault's that? If you lot had stopped invading us for five fucking minutes there'd be a lot less to wade through, you Viking prick!

[vikings-incxrrect]

Ivar: I think i might be losing my voice.

Hvitserk: so you can’t scream at us anymore?

[later]

Hvitserk: turns out Ivar is even scarier when he’s silent.

[iylamarbrand]

Aslaug: “Will a woman rule in Kattegat?”

The Seer: “Yes”

Aslaug: “Will it be me?”

The Seer: #blocked

[buckyeah]

Ivar : i want to play chess with Alfred again

Life : here's an unstable russian prince fucking a brunette replica of your wife right in front of you

Ivar :

[mysticalcrusadeobject]

Hvitserk: I always remember the day I jumped Ubbe's ship.

Hvitserk: I really fucking regret that day.

[ivarking]

Sigurd: *loses Ivar in a crowd*

Sigurd:

Sigurd:

Sigurd: finally

[vikings-incxrrect]

Ivar: okay, i admit that i was wrong.

Bjorn: good.

Ivar: however-

Bjorn: no. not however. just stand in your wrongness and be wrong.

[vikings-incxrrect]

Hvitserk: I got kicked out of the great hall today because apparently i’m a “liability” and “reckless” and “Hvitserk”.

Hvitserk: the last one is just my name but you should have heard bjorn’s tone.