#vile puns

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"Enjoy the Reformation and Halloween with the classic 95 Reese's nailed to a door" (Blusky post)

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Sooo ...  who’s exited for season 2?

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Pardon the politics, but this is the best punchline I've ever witnessed in real time.

[link to Janet's Tweet and reply]

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Aziraphale is about 45 degrees.

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my morning news summary from the Guardian was having fun…

It was a calm spring day when the Canadian photographer Ken Pretty spotted an interestingly shaped 30ft iceberg off Newfoundland’s east coast. As he flew his drone overhead, Pretty, who hails from the town of Dildo, realized the hulk of ice bore a distinct resemblance to a characteristic part of the male human anatomy. “Looking from the land, it wasn’t quite clear,” said Pretty. “But once I got the drone out there, it was unreal how much it looked like – well, you know …” Pretty’s images of the phallic berg prompted an outpouring of hilarity on Facebook, where users speculated that the iceberg would probably soon drift past Dick’s Cove, Newfoundland, or suggesting it could provide ice for the “stiffest drink”. Pretty said that the resemblance was so marked that many had presumed the image was fake. “People don’t believe it’s real. They think it’s Photoshopped and all that,” he said. “I can tell you – it’s real.”

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[ link to Tweet - transcribed in alt-text]

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Things I learned on the internet today: There was a highly successful 18th century racehorse named “Potoooooooo,” aka Pot8Os.

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@natequarter My brain's RAM (random access memory) has gotten 2 entirely different names scrambled, so I keep thinking of Edward II while bringing my housemate a digestive aid...