#dick jokes

[monsterkill--er]

real photos of matt and ross duffer writing in the dick jokes

[pinkplasticfangs]

SUGGESTIVE BONUS OF THE LAST COMIC MINORS BEWARE!!! there's nothing actually explicit in it, its just a suggestive joke and minors follow me

007n7 and 1x1 have a chat about noli

[mlobsters]

jared padalecki and jensen ackles minneapolis con 2025 - main panel

8 inches and wigs (their serious comments on the finale here)

j2 finale thoughts part 3 of ? | the wig part 1 of ? | minds in the gutter part 5 of ?

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Jason: so, is your like

Jason: you know

Jason:

Jason: jank fluorescent and green.

Jason:

Kon, glaring down at him sideways: why would my jank glow green?

Jason shrugs dramatically: I dunno

Jason: because you’re an alien

Jason: a kryptonian

Jason: Kryptonite and shit

Kon:

Tim: it is

Tim: if I snap his dick it’s like a glow stick.

Jason: *stares down at Kons crotch*

Jason: huh

Kon: please stop staring at my dick.

Jason: raves must be fun

Jason: I’d hate to see your room with a black light though

Kon: ok, I’m out

[jackthunderboltyt]

Jaune: I dont know what you guys are expecting im hung like a mouse

Pyrrha: I don't mind

Yang: it cant be that bad vomit boy

Blake: besides you lost the bet. Gotta pay up

-later at the dorm-

Jaune: *undoes zipper, drops pants*

*THUD*

Pyrrha: *on the floor, nose bloody and big bump on the back of her head*

Blake: *fetal position, shivering from the insta climax she had*

Yang: *stunned* HOW BIG ARE THE MICE IN ARGUS????!!!!!

[omnybus]

TADC - Third Leg

Originally posted on My Patreon.

Caine disapproves Zooble’s use of their parts.

Zooble disapproves of Caine’s disapproval.

[gothmikewheeler]

lucas saying they hit dick and mike going "let's hope it's not too hard" 😜 ACTUALLY KILLED ME I MISSED THAT THE FIRST TIME