what about iwaoisuga for the thing
EXCELLENT
who falls asleep on the couch: oikawa is still prone to it if left alone at night, but surprisingly iwa does it more often. his boyfriends are SO EXHAUSTING he goes to hide from them lay down for a minute to rest and suddenly he’s napped for three hours and blearily asking what year it is.
who wakes up first: iwa, since he goes to bed first. he probably gets up between 5 and 6 on normal days and even suga is like please love yourself
who cooks the most: suga is the most skilled cook, but iwa inserts himself into the kitchen to “help” (aka keep an eye on the spice content) a lot. iwa’s a decent cook himself. this means oikawa follows them both in the kitchen and makes a nuisance of himself and whines about how hungry he is until iwa threatens to strangle him with an apron.
who’s in charge of the tv remote: oikawa and iwa probably wrestle over it. suga gets out of the way and watches.
who takes the longest getting ready: oikawa... this is always going to be oikawa. honestly them waking up at staggered times is best because that way no one gets stuck waiting for oikawa to get the hell out of the bathroom.
who takes up most of the bed: oikawa will insert himself between iwa and suga in the most obnoxious way possible when he goes to bed, but iwa’s the one who spreads out the most in his sleep. he’s probably an active sleeper and suga kind of likes having oikawa as a shield, even if it means he doesn’t get to cuddle with iwa as often at night.
if/what pets they have: oikawa says tobio counts and both iwa and suga smack him. on that note, i’m not actually sure? oikawa and suga are cat people while iwa is more of a dog person. maybe they have one of the smaller, more intelligent dog breeds that iwa always takes on runs with him.
