Apr 26, 2017
A texting one-shot, Valkyrie's ill and staying at Skulduggerys house, he has gone out.
V- Skulduggery, I'm hungry S- Hi hungry, I'm Skulduggery. V- Skull I'm serious! S- No, you're hungry... V- You have got to be joking! S- No... I'm Skulduggery... V- SHUT up! Can you PLEASE get me a coke? S- Cola or Pepsi? V- Cola! S- Normal or Diet? V- Normal... S- Bottle or Can? V- Bottle! :/ S- 1L or 0.5L? V- UGH! Screw it just get me water! S- Normal or Carbonated? V- I swear Skulduggery... Normal!!! S- Warm or cold? V- OMG I'M GONING TO KILL YOU! 😡😡😡 S- Now or later? V- NOW! S- How? V- ... V- I'LL... SET DARQUESSE ON YOU!! S- Ok I'll stop.