25 Random Vines Reviewed!
By CNTributor JM Cook
Vine is huge right now. So huge. Such a comedy GAME-CHANGER.
I randomly reviewed 25 of these 6-second masterpieces on Vinepeek (Note: You cannot pause the Vines, so reviews may be inaccurate) between the hours of 8:57 p.m. and 9:11 p.m. August 12, 2013.
I think Ellie Goulding had a show that night...
Football highlight set to dubstep. Shitty. 0/5
Girl crying + screaming to some song. Not good. 1/5
Baby and young woman dancing to Ellie Goulding. 1/5
Guy with something in his teeth (come on, dude) asking a recording of Dr. Phil for advice. He tells him to live as a woman. 3/5
Someone's shitty, awful home-made music coming from their laptop. -5/5
Non-English speaker opening a pair of boots. 0/5
FUCKING CONCERT FOOTAGE. -100/5
Something about someone being "a little bit salty" on their Last.fm. 0/5
Young man "twerking" comically. 1/5
Cat doing cat things. 1/5
Bad Obama impression. 1/5
Young girl "twerking" and her mother (?) encouraging her from behind the camera. 2/5
Two emus eating. 4/5
Acoustic guitar sitting still. 0/5
Shitty seats at an Ellie Goulding concert. 0/5
Good Ellie Goulding seats. 1/5
Shitty Ellie Goulding seats. 0/5
Someone telling a TV interview with Taylor Swift to "shut the fuck up." 4/5
Shirtless young boy eating chicken without the use of his hands. 1/5
Another football highlight set to dubstep. 2/5
Man (Blacklemore) singing a parody version of Macklemore's "Same Love" but about being black instead of being gay. 5/5
Man running + screaming from a cow. 4/5
Young man playing "Ding dong ditch, bitch" and being far too excited about it. 1/5
Girl hit in the face by an oven pan by her father after attempting to scare him (seemed staged). 0/5
Kitten playing with a cheer pom-pom. 2/5
