if hc asks are still open…
“i have the most wifies hcs” “i would do more” you could always do more… potentially… possibly…
if this is overstepping or intruding you can banish me that’d be fair and reasonable <- guy who isn’t used to this
nonchalance eradicating UU HCS part VII: Wifies the sequel
Wifies would always use Parrot’s wings as a blanket when he wanted to nap during downtime. back when him, Parrot and Kenadian were making the journey back to the end civ with villagers on the flying machine, he abused the fact that he had an avian bestie with big wings full of soft feathers. he slept the best out of all three of them by far.
Wifies loves preserving memories. he would take a billion photos whenever him and Parrot went on adventures and printed the best ones to hang on his wall. however, his definition of “best” is a lot different than Parrot’s. Parrot’s favorite photo was one Wifies had taken of him while they were searching for the poppy (?) in a field of other flowers during Clown’s treasure hunt. his face had been framed by the setting sun, the glow a gentle orange, bringing out his eyes and vibrancy of his hair.
however, the one Wifies ended up hanging up was an accidental shot of the two of them, Wifies just barely visible in the corner. it was slightly blurry and tilted generously sideways, where Parrot’s wings were stretched out to their full length, blocking what would’ve been good light. Parrot saw it in Wifies’ room one day and told Wifies to take it down. he never did.
Wifies started having really intense separation anxiety during Farlands Trio's journey to the farlands. it got to the point where he’d get nervous immediately if Parrot left his field of view, assuming the worst had happened or that Dean would do something to him. this led to Wifies just following Parrot around everywhere. like a clingy puppy. however, he was also very self-aware during this period, so he knew what he was doing was probably bugging Parrot. so, to make up for that, he started doing everything he possibly could to make Parrot’s life easier. examples of this being doing chores for him, protecting him from monsters, giving him lots of supplies and food, and offering to help with literally everything. Parrot was deeply confused but surprisingly didn’t mind too much.
whenever Wifies got bored at night, he liked to make up his own constellations and name them, but he was remarkably bad at it. a few of his original constellations consist of: The Bread, Horse-Fish, and Weird Snake-Tail Thing.
“Wifies, are you still awake?”
he gestures vaguely upward.
“don’t those stars look like a parrot?”
Wifies can whine like a fucking dog. Parrot is very weak to this. contrary to the growling, he uses this to his full advantage. he’s having a hard time convincing Parrot to do something? he’ll pin his tail and whine sadly until Parrot caves. it doesn’t help that his eyes are huge. Parrot curses himself for being so easy constantly.
is this enough Wifies content for you people
