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what r ur favorite petekey pics that arent posted as much as the more popular ones

so unfortunately there's only a handful of petekey photos in existence period but here's a few that i do love

#lmao the middle oneeee one of my fav pieces of petekey lore #vintage hell content #petekey

worst outfits of the boys?

ALRIGHT !!! ALRIGHT let’s get into it....as always i saved the best (worst?) for last,

panic:

first of all, ryan ross has NEVER missed!!! never !!! he always had the cleanest fits - in fact, he was the ONLY bitch who ever fully committed to the era’s styles, and he was also the only one who was rly pushin the fashion boundaries. i cannot think of one bad ryan look, but i do have one spencer one in mind that haunts me and it’s that weird plaid suit thing he wore to the grammys??? jon never dressed particularly well either tbh but he just didnt give a shit so i commend him. br*ndon had some trash ass fits esp in 2008, including that weird khaki suit jacket.....i’d include a pic but its just so giant and i dont want his face on my blog so enjoy spencer’s look

fall out boy:

okay none of fob were ever rly Dressing i gotta b honest,,, there’s certain recurring elements that rly put the fucks to them fashion-wise tho, and off the top of my head are joe’s sandals and patrick’s ugly as shit hats. they were all notorious for garbage ass looks on the red carpet, too ?????? i hate it here. this photo from 05 haunts me

also fuck this fit

cobra starship:

i think it’s unfair to judge cobra for their fashion because it was sorta their Thing to be trashy and tacky, and i cant hold that against them. suarez dressed the best, and even that is a stretch. they were really good at color coordinating tho so ig i gotta give them that leeway but here’s a good photo showcasing some of the ugliest shit. also i rly like when they’re doing like an Official Event and everyone’s dressed nice but gabe (not this photo but has happened multiple times!!!!!)

the academy is:

any outfit in which carden had his toes out, first of all. william has had some trashy fits too and the one that’s really forefront in my mind is the vest over the tank top and the boot cut jeans AND the sandals, shown in this photo. butcher’s pink scarf also fucking sucked tbh but overall i may dare to say tai was one of the better dressed on the scene, esp after 2006

my chemical romance:

this is where the dumpster fire really ignites. it’s really not a fashion statement, but it IS a fucking deathwish. these other bands could simply use the times as an excuse, but mcr continuously entrenched themselves in terrible outfits and committed so many fashion faux pas that i couldn’t possibly list them all (particularly our usual culprits, the way brothers) i will not roast the band as a whole for Any concept outfit units, such as the revenge suits/bulletproof vest/etc, tbp jackets, or danger days, BUT there were many horrendous standalone looks that we are forced to bear witness to

i want to start formally with the leather jacket that gerard destroyed with his sweat, from 2002 - 2005? i believe. i have posted some unfortunate photos of it on this blog before and i will not clog this post up w more, but it exists and it’s disgusting. it’s truly in a league of its own.

i’m in possession of a pretty terrible image from what i believe to be 2005 at the mtv video music awards. every person looks so god damn awful, i dont even know where to start. frank’s jacket is so ill-fitting he probably stole it off a dead man, gerard’s in this whack ass velvet?? suit??? MIKEY’S SHIT IS SO WRINKLED are u fucking kidding me ....bob looks like a rejected member of pawn stars and tbh ray’s the only one holding this band together at this point

i cannot sleep at night knowing they truly went out like this, but let us continue. i must add the teal roots photo, that certain one, because i am doomed to remember it. the unique and horrifying combination of the neon teal roots, the foundation flashback, the red eyeshadow undoubtedly applied with grimy fingers, the shitty blazer with oddly placed sweat stains, the ugly tie....it’s a fucking DEATHWISH!!!!!! babey!!! what the fuck

i can only include three more photos and my rep would be ruined if i didnt add THIS nightmare. another mtv event, another sad outfit. ray’s outfit sux but being next to these freaks makes him look marginally better, but i wont forgive that skinny tie. gerard’s giving us very “bilbo baggins went to maragritaville in the winter” chic with that putrid tropical shirt and too-small jacket, and mikey??? is avril lavigne??? the juxtaposition of mikey’s huge tie and ray’s tiny one is so fucking jarring, and also his vest looks AWFUL

i feel like i havent been harshing frank’s mellow much, but do not believe for one second that he hasn’t been dressing like shit since the dawn of time. nowadays he wears like 5 layers of shirts just to get his mail, but in the heyday of mcr he was Never presentable. the skeleton apron??? the jeans?? i cant even continue my life energy has been sapped from me

#vintage hell content #I CANNOT HANDLE IT

worst hair looks of all the boys except for teal roots gerard: go

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT U GOT MY NUMBER W THIS ONE BABEY!!!! saving mcr for last bc its a doozy

panic:

honestly ??? 2004. just 2004 in general. an atrocious time for everyone when it came to haircuts and panic is no exception, but bonus points to br*ndon’s bowl cut in 2008. other than that panic was fairly decent in the hair department (i know there are mixed opinions on the ryhawk but i am someone who liked it) and therefore no photos are necessary imo

fall out boy:

patrick stump until like pre-hiatus was pretty bad, im anti sideburn,,,joe’s hair always has looked fairly good and i DARE say he manages his curls better than ray does,,,,,,,,,,andy’s hair is always mediocre??? bland. pete is the one who was really doin some experimenting and one of my least favs is the chunky red streaks

bitch what the fuck

cobra starship:

honestly??? not a lot happenin for them. completely unmemorable, every member. nate rly embraced the long flippy hair of the time and i commend him for that, but past that???? bland. boring.

the academy is:

mike carden’s hair always looked like shit so i’m not even going to narrow it down to one for him,, however i personally hate santi era hair for both william And sisky it was ugly and bad and i will not budge on this!!! esp compared to almost here era!!! tf!!!!!!! additionally i just do Not like william w short hair so anything post 2011 is a no from me. heres santi:

my chemical romance:

oh baby. your hopeless hair, indeed,,,,,the way brothers both have had some HEINOUS hairstyles and so has frank,,,,ray’s hair has never looked bad persay but he def got better at maintaining his curls during danger days and i love that for him!!!! for the rest of them tho....

frank’s worst BY FAR is the nasty crusty grinch finger white dreads he had in 2002 during bullets. they were disgusting they were ugly they were horrendous and i dont even want to look at an image of them....to add insult to injury he also had this weird scraggly chinstrap beard at the same time and it was BAD

mikey way was a particularly misguided man hair-wise during bullets and revenge, and i could talk about the flock of seagulls-esque hair from bullets or the rats nest that followed, but what i TRULY hate and think is perhaps the worst and most iconic was the flat iron fried pin straight greasy hair UNDER the glasses

now....gerard way’s hair timeline is like a greatest hits compilation for the worst shit you’ve ever seen. every era had it’s own fucking TERRIBLE moment, so it’s hard to narrow down, but i’ll list some of my favs not counting teal roots (aka the root of all evil):

- not really a hairstyle but it was always disgusting during bullets. no ones hair should ever be greasy enough to look like its made of wet yarn

- i liked all black long revenge hair but he crossed a fucking line when he bleached JUST THE BACK HALF AND SOME TOP BITS??? AND THEN COLORED IT RED???? I HATE IT!!!

- when he buzzed it and went platinum in tbp was probably the best for him because what followed was

- that terrible bowl’ish cut from the teenagers vid

- which turned into another bout of fucking repulsively grease-clumped hair

- the danger days undercut was a look but only on accident

- he then bleached it and it turned into straw again and was this dingy yellow/orange/blonde

- hesitant alien had its own struggles i cant even get into modern day gerard

and a HOST of multiple other grisly and ghastly looks in between these.........i can never know peace

#vintage hell content #god up above

im in a mood. gimme more vintage hell content

thank u so much for this opportunity

let’s start w this 2005/6 panic photo that i am obsessed w currently

another classic. energy unmatched. 2004.

joe’s toes 2005

there’s honestly so much fuckin happening here i have to include it, either 05 ir 06

this photo is cute but i cannot make any excuses for just how fucking grody it is, 2004

there’s so many elements...so mcuh to unpack.....MIKEYS HAIR??? frank looks like he loiters behind dumpsters and tries to bum cigs off of people,,,THE FUCKING GUN BELT BUCKLE?!?!?!?!?!?! ray is radiant and stunning ofc,,,,,2005

OK I LOVE THIS PHOTO SO MUCH william looks so h*t he looks like this fucking stunning vampire prince and these are his gang of cronies. look at these fucking clowns. chislett’s polo??? SISKY??? i catn,,, 2005 i think

also part two even tho it has THIS HORRIBLE FISHEYE LENS LMAO FUCK

#vintage hell content #im feeling a little uhhhhhhh emotional abt tai honestly

more disgusting decaydance + mcr pics i beg

got some absolute rippers for yall

ofc, an old petekey photo, c. late 2004

cobra starship doing what they do best (looking tacky) c. 2007

pete, gabe, and travie looking trashy, c. 2007? going by pete's hair

william under EAT sign, c. 2007 bc no choker

abhorrently lq photo of ryan and bilvy, early 2006

carden and william polaroid, 2005

whatever the fuck this is, c. 2007 but the colors make me think of folie

HORRIBLE IMAGE, 2004/05

baby panic in car, 2004

aaand Ghostbusters fob, 2006

#thank u #vintage hell content #I'm in the car to school rn just Thinkin

Any pictures of 2005 Bilvy specifically?

got these two pics circling my brain like vultures

#second best william era is warped 2006 #thank u #vintage hell content

part 2 of the terrible images i must share

andy hurley with a crown c. 2006? hard to tell tbh

mike carden in the ugliest fucking sandals, 2006

and since im missing sisky and the butcher, please enjoy two photos from my extensive Ancient William Photos collection,

william in the back of a van with a choker and a small pink cup, def 2005

disastrously blurry photo of william in very ugly sweater, 2007

#thank u #vintage hell content

whsts your favorite shitty early 2000s pic of every decaydance guy

hello and thank you for this question. i am ur resident Vintage Hell Content dealer and i am here to show u some of my wares. it was very hard to narrow down these photos and i realized i have no photos of nate, sisky, and the butcher so i will apologize beforehand for that.

without further adieu, here's part one:

ryan ross eating corn on the cob during a signing c. early 2006