Jul 14, 2012
to my seven followers:
You guys are the most amazing people in the world and you make me feel like mother fucking teresa. You are AWESOME!!!
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to my seven followers:
You guys are the most amazing people in the world and you make me feel like mother fucking teresa. You are AWESOME!!!
tumblr frustration
I recently went to the doctor and i shot up to 106 pounds which is a lot for me because im VERY short. Ive gone on a diet butalot of the people i follow post pictures of sprinkled donuts and purple ice cream and shitlikethat. Are you TRYING to torture me!?
I went to the doctor about two months ago and i weighed eighty nine pounds. No im not bulimic/anorexic, im just really fucking short. I went back to the doctors today because i came down with bronchitis. I gained sixteen pounds in two months. For me thats a lot. I cant wait until school starts because i can use an eliptical for free (gym class) and get somewhat slimmer I feel fat and bloated now, and i cant breathe because i cant stop coughing. Fffffffffff.......
Morgan's Little Ponies: Mission Accomplished
Morgan-stagram (morgan): I dont really want to watch My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic...
Me: please do it! Its a really cute show thats adult friendly too.....!
Morgan: i just, i dunno, maybe someother time....
Me: promise?
Morgan: yeah, fine, whatever....
A few days later, morgan calls me and we get back to the subject of mlp.
Me: so, did you ever watch mlp?
morgan: oh yeah, i watched the canterlot wedding episode when i was at rhianna's house.
Me: oh boy! What did you think?
morgan: it was cute and funny, i genuinely enjoyed it.
Me: you wanna come over next weekend and watch it? I have some dvr'd..
Morgan: no im not going to watch anymore...
Me: why not??!?!
Morgan: *hangs up*
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Cant get ahold of morgan so i talk to rhianna on my mobile.
Me: but yeah, she really liked it but she wont watch more... she watched it for you, any ideas?
Rhianna: hmmm..... tell her to watch it for rarity's sake.
Rarity is morgan's favorite pony since we always tell morgan shes just like rarity.
Me: alright, i will.
Later, skyping with morgan... rhianna and i have prepared a picture of rarity crying to get morgan upset.
morgan answers to see the rarity picture on the screen. I say in my best imitation of rarity..
Me: morgan! Why wont you watch anymore.
morgan: i just feel silly! Im fourteen, im not supposed to watch ponies!
Me: please do it... for Rarity's sake.
I hang up.
Later morgan calls back and asks if she can borrow my season one dis ofmlp fim.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?
F to K
The word FACEBOOK is the second most used word starting with F and ending in K.... anyone wanna guess the top word? From Morgan-stagram