[Frantic beeping from the kitchen. Smoke wafting out of the doorway.]
Character A: [Turns to the kitchen.] Grub's on!
Character B: Oh, jeez. [Follows.]
Character C: [SPRINTS FOR THE TOASTER OVEN.]
Character C: What?! [Carefully taking horrendously burnt dishes out.]
Character C: Did you put the boxes in at 500 degrees!?
Character B: [couGHING]
Character D: [DYING NOISES, WAVING THINGS IN THE AIR FRANTICALLY TO DISPERSE SMOKE]
Character A: [Sudden hearty giggling. Fanning away smoke.] I am NOT a chef! [Continued giggling. Shakes head.]











