Black Violet (that is so their crack ship name)
Violet/Sirius -Black Violet
Whose the big spoon and little spoon?
Sirius is big, Violet is little.
Favorite Non-sexual activity
Hanging around with their friends, Sirius playing the guitar and Violet singing along.
Favorite Sexual activity
Besides sex, Sirius often feels Violet up whenever he's near her -- she likes it.
First Kiss
Lily once made them all play the muggle game of Spin the Bottle, Violet landed on Sirius.
Favourite make-out spot?
Behind a corner, or a statue, or a gargoyle, or out in public.
First Time
A month after they started dating, in a room at the Three Broomsticks.
Does anyone catch them in the act?
James Potter, and he gets extremely jealous.
Does anyone know about them?
Being a Marauder, everybody knows about Sirius' business, so yes.
Do people approve of them?
Yes, they doo indeeed.
Who uses all the hot water?
Violet does, with Sirius closely following.
Most trivial thing they fight over?
Who gets the television remote, it's a battle to the death and these two are extremely stubborn.
What they fight over most?
Besides the television, they do argue sometimes about how James keeps eyeing Violet.. and Ted.. and every other boy out there.
Who does most of the cleaning?
They're both lazy, so they either get a house elf to do it or a spell.
Who steals the blankets?
Sirius, because he's a heavy sleeper, but Violet usually steals them back.
Who leaves their stuff around?
They both do until they're bothered to get pick it up.
Who remembers anniversaries?
Violet does, since Sirius is hopeless.
Who cooks normally?
Violet, because she loves the Muggle traditional cooking ways.
How often do they fight?
Not very often.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Complain until they're reunited.
Nicknames for each other?
Vi and Siri, or Bitch and Dickface.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Sirius, because Violet refuses to unless he has no money.
Who steals the covers at night?
Sirius — heavy sleeeeeper.
What would they get each other for gifts?
Sirius would buy Violet violets, as a gag and because they smell pretty, like her. Violet would often cook Sirius special meals or treats, because he eats a shitload.
Who made the first move?
Sirius, because he didn't want any other guy to get there before him.
Who remembers things?
Definitely Violet.
Who started the relationship?
They both agreed on it and came up with the idea, after Sirius pulled her away from the prying eyes.
Who cusses more?
They both tie.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Run and see if the other was alright, help as much as possible.
Do they get married?
AU? Why not, with five kids -- three boys and two girls.