Apr 17, 2013
23: One time a homeless guy wearing a Hefty bag told me I was going to be a virgin forever...
As a crazy jesus freak takes the stage On the subway, I cringe and hide my face. He stands up yelling, clearly in a rage; It's moments like this I wish I had mace. Bitch, taze yourself! You dont need to yell. Or actually, please dont speak at all. Everyone hates you and you fucking smell, Spew your shit elsewhere like a bathroom stall. Im so jeal of you that Jesus told you personally that women and gays suck. I bet you think coke is magic dust too. Let me help you out, no one gives a fuck. Really, where do you come up with this stuff? Rhetorical question. We've had enough.