Altum-Who broke it? I’m not
mad. I just want to know
Viridi- I-I did, I broke it.
Altum- No. no you didn’t. Sea?
Sea- Don’t look at me. Look at fell!
Fell- What? I didn’t break it
Sea- Huh, that’s weird. How did you
even know it was broken? Suspicious.
Fell- No, it’s not. Because it’s sitting
right in front of us and it’s broken!!
Static- I-If it matters.. but
it probably doesn’t. Ralsei
was the last one to use it.
Ralsei- Liar! I don’t even drink that stuff!!
Static- Oh really. Then what were you
doing by the coffee machine earlier??
Ralsei- It’s close to the mirror.
Everyone knows that.
Citrus and Viridi- Ok... ok let’s stop
fighting. We can pay for it.
Altum- No, who broke it?
…..
Mabel- …. Griffs been awfully quiet.
Griff- REALLY?!?!(TRIGGERED)
(Insert arguing here)
Altum- I broke it.. It burned my hand so
I punched it. I predict ten minutes
from now they’ll be at each other’s
throats with katanas and machete guns…
Good.
It was getting awfully chummy in here.
(sips orange juice and watches them fight)