#visquez

[somethin-nice-abt-everymon]

Can I talk abt Visquez first? Ofc I can Surge can waittttttt

Omg look at her!

She’s so pretty!

I love her hair it’s unique!

I wonder how she does it

I wish she was more popular and had more content TwT

I wanna yume or oc x canon the girly pop tbh tbh

Here some more photos of her

:D <3

[alolanrain]

It's all fun and games until Ash overhears Visquez call Surge "Vash the Stampede" and then promptly spewed tea out of his nose from the sheer whiplash

(That was prompted after Surge came back from Galar after getting into a borderline fistfight with Regieleki and being zapped back to porcupine hair status)

PORCUPINE HAIR STATUS I'M DYING-

[leecario]

visquez pokemon i think you are both pog and champ

[stimboardboy]

Gym Leader Visquez ( @visquez )

It's heart! That beats the enemy within!

x - x - x | x - x | x - x - x

[browniefox]

Re: Surge - in the anime he leaves to go on a journey to be a better electric type trainer leaving the gym with a trainer who’s Pokémon he trained and who knew/watched his battle with Ash in the og series, Visquez.

So theoretically Surge could have already gotten her in on the joke about the electric gym leaders being related whilst he trained her.

First, let me say, I'd never heard of Visquez before but DAMN DO I LOVE HER. Makes me sad to think Lt. Surge left the gym for a bit, hope he comes back.

But oh yeah, you know she's in on it. She's put in as, like, Surge's adopted daughter or something of the like. Although the fact that Surge trained her pokemon makes me wonder if Visquez has some problems getting to know them or battling with them. Hm.

Elesa is also like 'finally another girl electric gym leader'

[theangrypokemaniac]

Stop

VIII. Rehash

The aim of every generation is to devour succulent babes attract fresh fans, which necessitates simplicity.

Keeping a cretinous tone not only lures in tasty toddlers, but alienates a significant portion of the previous intake, freeing plotlines to be recycled for noobs.

Cod Kanto delights in digging up cadavers:

A Talent for Imitation! is Team Rocket helping Ditto with Transform.

As was Ditto's Mysterious Mansion.

From the days when retaining the face was a failing, not standard incompetence.

Geniuses only copied an adventure removed from continuity.

Ivysaur's Mysterious Tower! concerns 'Saurs gathering to evolve.

In no way reminiscent of Bulbasaur's Mysterious Garden, or indeed the Venusaur-themed repeat in the future.

Ancient magic flowed from these woods, like a haven beyond the scope of Time.

A realm of the ages, rebirth and eternal life.

The secret world where Man dare not tread.

Well it's bulldozed and they're all dead.

This barbarity, exterminating holy beauty, echoes the ruination of Pokémon as a whole.

It's O's ping-pong school at last!

Nah, it's a Gym, for that's the one thing Vermilion's lacked all these years.

Destination Coronation! is Pikachu versus Raichu at Vermilion City Gym.

Now...

Unlike the above, it deigns to reference the pillaged predecessor, beckoning for defence.

When it pretends lifts are creative, fanboids lie these count as 'call-backs', 'cause stealing is meta acknowledgement, innit?

If it acknowledges repetition, on come the lectures of it being proof of undeniable canonical fidelity.

...

Feigning originality at least meant children weren't aware of poor facsimile, but flaunting imitations shows even greater contempt for an audience.

But it's an entirely new Gym Leader!

Instead of Surge:

• Short, spiky blond hair

• Chunky eyebrows

• Lantern jaw

• Black fingerless gloves

• Stomping black boots

• Owns Raichu

• Dog tags

• Visible six pack

• Tanned

• Muscular

• Flanked by a couple of biker mates.

We get Biscuits:

• Short, spiky blonde hair

• Chunky eyebrows

• Lantern jaw

• Black fingerless gloves

• Stomping black boots

• Owns Raichu

• Dog tags

• Visible six pack

• Dipped in creosote

• Built like a brick shit house

• Flanked by a couple of freak associates.

What a revelation, 'inventing' an identical character, and calling it a 'tribute'.

Theft ain't enough, it must be 'corrected': tough 'Nam soldier to Ronseal'd turtle fembot.

[magicmalcolm]

Jade Cargill? What are you doing in Pokémon Journeys?

[sunglasses-kitaro]