[12:57:05 AM] *Dandy: Fluffy tail.
[12:57:26 AM] *Dandy: The noblest of life's pursuits.
[12:57:32 AM] 3To3dSl0th: TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL
[12:57:37 AM] 3To3dSl0th: MOTHERFUCKER I'M THE STRAIGHTEST SHOTA
[12:57:47 AM] *Dandy: I was gonna say that. XD
[12:57:56 AM] *Dandy: So is that Carl's serenade to Makoto?
[12:58:02 AM] 3To3dSl0th: ...oh my god.
[12:58:17 AM] 3To3dSl0th: I need to write a fanfic of that. XD Someone would have to tell Carl to say that.
[12:58:25 AM] 3To3dSl0th: Cause he's sure as hell not gonna say that on his own. XD
[12:58:44 AM] *Dandy: I'm trying to picture it in his voice, and I'm losing it at "And when I'm rock hard, I FUCKING ROCK HARD"
[12:58:57 AM] 3To3dSl0th: ...
[12:58:59 AM] 3To3dSl0th: (rofl)
[12:59:15 AM] *Dandy: Carl asks Ragna for help writing a song: the fic
[1:00:05 AM] *Dandy: "Fuck, I need to lay low from Jin for a while... Why not? Can't say it'll be any good, but I'm game. What's it for?"
[1:00:38 AM] *Dandy: The twist being that we're treated to Ragna's romantic poetry proper later on, and he puts everyone's mental image of Shakespere to shame.
[1:00:43 AM] 3To3dSl0th: XDD
[1:01:04 AM] 3To3dSl0th: Well, he's an amazing cook, while Noel is a horrible one, and it seems like he and Noel/Jin are opposites in every way, sooo...
[1:01:19 AM] 3To3dSl0th: Ragna confirmed for Shakespearean poet.
[1:01:21 AM] *Dandy: Mainly because Rachel beat poetry into him.
[1:02:01 AM] 3To3dSl0th: "Pardon me, Ragna, but I shall have to beat the everloving poetry into you, posthaste!"
[1:02:29 AM | Edited 1:02:43 AM] *Dandy: "Pupil! Your latest attempt, posthaste."
"You gave me five minutes..."
[1:02:42 AM] 3To3dSl0th: "Uhh..."
[1:04:22 AM | Edited 1:04:27 AM] *Dandy: "Uh, fine. 'Your love is like the goddamn ocean'- FUCK WHY"
"We have spoken about your abuse of vulgarity and its many indications of your subhuman status, but I shall not allow it within the context of my teachings."
"YOU try to describe the ocean with a word that isn't big, blue, or goddamn!"