How I ended up with a 30 day supply of boner pills.
I needed some immune support stuff to help avoid the plague or whatever is heading around work, so I hit up GNC.
I usually buy some of whatever they have on sale as well, especially those 30 day vitapack program things. I'll buy whichever ones are on good sale, regardless of what type. SO I've gotten heart healthformula, active, over 50 ones, whatever. Today I ended up with Men's Active Green vitamins. So I looked what was in the packs when I got home. Multivitamin with all kinds of superfoods and such, milk thistle for liver I think, some energy blend with green tea and such, and "N.O. formula."
It claims the N.O Formula. to "increase blood flow and help build muscle." Cool beans, I like circulation and muscle building. Then I checked the ingredients:
L-arginine (heart health and erectile dysfunction), Maca Powder (anemia and ED), Kola Nut (energy), Oat straw stems (fuck if I know), GABA (anxiety and weight loss), Nettle leaf (Urinary and prostate health), Saw Palmetto (ED), also a fair amount of Yohimbe, Horny Goat weed, Damiana, Catuaba Bark, and Muira Root (Aphrodisiacs one and all)
They're herbal boner pills. Yeah that whole "increases blood flow" thing makes sense now. Come on GNC, at least have the guts to call them what they are.
Also fuck yes gold cards are awesome I got that shit like 80% off.